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Add this to the best ideas ever category! This Zoo Will Name A Cockroach After Your Ex, And Give You A Certificate to Prove It!
Last year the El Paso Zoo did this very thing only they fed the cockroaches to Meerkat’s on live video. It was amazing.
But this year is a little different…
The Bronx Zoo will allow you to name your own Cockroach for just $15 and you can name it after anyone you please.
You’ll even get a digital certificate showing the cockroaches name (sort of like a birth certificate) to prove it.
You can also get ‘The Works’ package for $55 which includes roach socks, a roach candle, and a printed certificate with their roach’s name.
Aside from being completely awesome and hilarious, the money does go to supporting the Zoo and the animals so it’s for a great cause.
Oh and if you’d rather not name one after your ex, you can name one for the one you love because according to the Zoo’s description, the idea is because “love is eternal” much like a cockroach. Get it? Because they never die?
All I am going to say is, I wouldn’t actually get this as a gift for your spouse or current Valentine, it might make for a terrible breakup and awkward moment on Valentine’s Day. Ha.
You can name your own cockroach here.