From time to time, we have to answer the hard questions. The ones that really matter. And today is one of those days. We are a nation divided, people, and I think it’s time we decide.
Thor or Aquaman–Who’s hotter?
Full disclosure I just got home from Aquaman. So that’s where we start. I could watch Jason Mamoa walk out of the ocean all day…
But Thor is an actual alien from outer space.
Their smiles will melt even the coldest of hearts.
It’s a dead tie for me.
When it comes to brotherly love, they both kind of got the short end of the stick.
But to be fair, Thor’s brother is one of the best anti-heroes of all time.
Oh Loki, bestill my heart.
They both saved the world from an impending apocalypse.
But I think Thor’s got the upper hand, he’s done it several times.
I do enjoy watching them kick back a couple of beers.
But hanging with his dad makes Aquaman win bro-time hands down.
And we can’t forget Aquaman’s girlfriend, the Little Mermaid, er, I mean Mera. Although, I am not so sure she’s helping the hotness.
Of course, rumor has it that Thor and his ladylove broke up.
Which means he’s on the market…
And some people just couldn’t decide, so they tried a little switcheroo.
It’s a dead time for me. Which means I am leaving it up to you to decide. So, who is it? Who’s the hotter hero?