Move Over Flowers, You Can Now Get Your Valentine A Bouquet of Beef Jerky Roses
We have brought you some freaking AWESOME things to give your Valentine this year.
The Lindor Strawberry Truffles are perfect for that chocolate lover. Disney Princess Roses are perfect for that princess in your life. There are even Pickle and Chicken Bouquets for that foodie in your family. But, what do I get my husband?
I’ll tell you what I’m getting my husband. BEEF JERKY. I know the way to HIS heart! There are even SOME companies that are turning those flavorful strips of meat into flower-ish bouquets. Genius!
The people at Say It With Beef have done it up right. You can choose half-a-dozen OR a dozen beef jerky roses, daisies, or even calla lilies. Not only that, they come in your choice of a pint glass or a beer mug!
Wait — they aren’t done there. You get to choose your flavor, too! In OUR house, it’s PEPPERED — all day, every day! But, you can also get teriyaki, original, or a mix of all three flavors.
Just when you think it can’t get any better — you can choose to get a 5 ounce bag of Bropourri — get it? Bro-pourri. Think petals and stems, but of the beef jerky variety.
I like having options to choose from, so you can also get a flower variety from The Manly Man Co.
✓ 1/2 or Full Dozen
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✓ “Vase” Options: Pint Glass, Beer Mug,”Black Steel”
✓ 4 flavors: Original, Teriyaki, Hot, Mixed
✓ Slides out of custom-branded Box to optimize presentation when gifted
Manly Man Beef Jerky Flowers are the perfect bouquet for men. Our arrangements are 100% edible and truly are made for that rugged one of a kind, hammer swinging, IPA drinking, duck hunting, beast of a man-animal you call yours.
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Maybe flowers aren’t quite your thing — even if they are made of meat. Man Crates offers a meat box that is filled with BOOZY Beef Jerky. Okay — I may need to get the flowers AND the boozy box!
Each box contains a 3 ounce bag of Oregon Cabernet Jerky, a 3 ounce bag of Caribbean Rum Jerky (I just might have to steal this one), a 3 ounce bag of Dark Ale Jerky, and sure to by my husband’s favorite, a 3 ounce bag of Whiskey Straight Jerky.
You get ALL of these jerky’s in a Man Crate box for $49.99. Sign me up!
The meat-fest doesn’t stop there. Jerky Snob offers a SUBSCRIPTION box of beef jerky! It costs anywhere from $15 to $54, depending on how much you want. You can also choose whether you want this to be a renewable subscription.
Yes. Yes, is always the answer to more beef jerky!
It’s going to be a glorious Valentine’s Day, for sure!
