I think I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.
For some unknown reason, “Gooch Grease” started trending on Twitter, and it wasn’t a pleasant thing.
People were up in arms — as they rightfully should be. That’s not something I want coming across my feed.
I had never heard the term — until now — and honestly, I could have gone my entire life without hearing the term.
You can probably tell by the name, it’s pretty nasty. *Gag*
The whole thing started when Fox 26 decided to post a random Tweet — one that I did not need to know about.
What in the funky, I didn’t need to know that, kind of disgusting, summer heat hell is this?
So, you might be wondering what, exactly, is Gooch Grease?
*Choke, Gag, Vomit a little*
Fox 26 described it as a “male hygiene problem.”
But, wait. There’s more.
It’s described as a combination of lint, sweat, and feces between a man’s butt and balls.Isiah Carey
There. Now you have to know what it is, too. If I have to go down, you’re going with me.
The problem is so bad for some men, according to some reports, they now have to use women’s maxi pads to stop the mixture from messing up their underwearIsiah Carey
Well, that explains some funky linens I’ve had coming through the wash recently.
I think I have a fix to this problem, guys.
Daily showers, change your underwear, and lots of powder. Also, wipe when you do the do!
That is all. Thank you. Bye-bye.