McDonald’s Is Selling Scented Candles That Smells Like Each Ingredient Of The The Quarter Pounder

Well, this is — weird.

McDonald’s is releasing a set of candles. The scents are what you might expect from a hamburger joint.

Sesame Seed Bun, Ketchup, Pickle, Onion, Cheese, and the crème de la crème — 100% Fresh Beef — are the scents you have to look forward to in this Quarter Pounder Scented Candle Pack. Dear, Lord. I can’t even.

Because vagina smelling candles weren’t quirky enough — I’m looking at YOU Goop — McDonald’s is bringing us candles that smell like a deconstructed Quarter Pounder.

Darling loves ketchup, candles, and McDonalds, so I think I just found her next Christmas present. https://t.co/7oIKQni6hw

— Kieran Brennan (@KieranBrennan97) February 20, 2020

This pack is being released in honor of the 50th anniversary of the Quarter Pounder on the McDonald’s menu. Uh — Happy Anniversary?

The candles are votive candles, in cute little glass holders. They have a burn time of 25 hours, and are made of soy and essential oils.

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*Set of 6 custom scented candles in glass containers, inspired by Quarter Pounder  ingredients: Bun, Ketchup, Pickle, Cheese, Onion, 100% Fresh Beef.
*Burn together for maximum deliciousness
*2 1/2″ H, 2″ diameter per votive 
*67 g/ 2.3 oz per votive, 4lbs total 

Golden Arches Unlimited

I’m buying a pickle candle! @McDonalds https://t.co/SJr4tD4CgS

— Kristyn Burtt (@KristynBurtt) February 21, 2020

The candles are part of the Quarter Pounder Fan Club. To be a part of the club, you simply have to LOVE Quarter Pounders.

#McDonalds announced that it's selling a set of #candles that are made to smell like ingredients from the #QuarterPounder burger. Yes, seriously. There are six candles in total, including a beef scented candle, as well as onion, pickle, cheese, sesame bun, and ketchup candles. pic.twitter.com/Pi14YjsY2p

— CITY ALERT | Digital Content🚨 (@CityAlert) February 21, 2020

Then, you can go buy all the things from Golden Arches Unlimited to show your love. You can choose things like calendars, lockets, mittens, CANDLES, and t-shirts.

I need a McNuggets candle please @McDonalds https://t.co/RZz43g0n89

— Curtis (@yarsitruc) February 21, 2020

I won’t be partaking in this PARTICULAR promotion. You’re going to have to let me know how they are.