McDonald’s Is Selling Scented Candles That Smells Like Each Ingredient Of The The Quarter Pounder
Well, this is — weird.
McDonald’s is releasing a set of candles. The scents are what you might expect from a hamburger joint.
Sesame Seed Bun, Ketchup, Pickle, Onion, Cheese, and the crème de la crème — 100% Fresh Beef — are the scents you have to look forward to in this Quarter Pounder Scented Candle Pack. Dear, Lord. I can’t even.
Because vagina smelling candles weren’t quirky enough — I’m looking at YOU Goop — McDonald’s is bringing us candles that smell like a deconstructed Quarter Pounder.
This pack is being released in honor of the 50th anniversary of the Quarter Pounder on the McDonald’s menu. Uh — Happy Anniversary?
The candles are votive candles, in cute little glass holders. They have a burn time of 25 hours, and are made of soy and essential oils.
*Set of 6 custom scented candles in glass containers, inspired by Quarter Pounder ingredients: Bun, Ketchup, Pickle, Cheese, Onion, 100% Fresh Beef.
Golden Arches Unlimited
*Burn together for maximum deliciousness
*2 1/2″ H, 2″ diameter per votive
*67 g/ 2.3 oz per votive, 4lbs total
The candles are part of the Quarter Pounder Fan Club. To be a part of the club, you simply have to LOVE Quarter Pounders.
Then, you can go buy all the things from Golden Arches Unlimited to show your love. You can choose things like calendars, lockets, mittens, CANDLES, and t-shirts.
I won’t be partaking in this PARTICULAR promotion. You’re going to have to let me know how they are.
