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Trying To Poop After My C-Section Nearly Killed Me

As everyone who has ever had major surgery knows, they never let you go home until you’ve had a bowel movement. They have to make sure the anesthetic didn’t effect the bowels and so even when you’re ready to get out of those horrible hospital beds and midnight interruptions awaking you to make sure you’re …

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…And I’m Just Waitin’ For A Pregnant Giraffe To Poop Out A Baby

Poor April, April the giraffe. She doesn’t even know she has become an internet and media sensation. April with the upside down heart spot on the left side of her neck, who rarely leaves her birthing stall, and has her baby daddy, Oliver, in the next stall over. Yes, we’ve all been glued to the …

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What It’s Like Giving Birth…To The Placenta

Awww. Sweet relief. Baby cries. Mommy cries. Ladies in masks and gowns smile with their eyes, and declare their congratulations across the hustle and bustle of a busy room. I just gave birth to my first child, my beautiful, perfect daughter. Only, I’m not done yet. And somehow I forgot…the placenta. What It’s Like Giving …

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Turns Out I’m A Millennial, And I Reject That Notion!

Yeah, so the generation of cell phone addicts that I have been making fun of for the last eight months or so? Turns out that I am one of them. I debated never telling a living soul (other than my husband who was with me when we found out), but then I realized my embarrassment …

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I Just Watched A Woman Give Birth…To A Doll…

The internet is weird. I know it, you know it, it just is. And while most of the time we can choose which part of the internet we end up in, sometimes we stumble onto things we just…can’t unsee. Like, earlier today I was trucking along on YouTube, watching cute little animal videos and loving …

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