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I Really Thought I Would Pee Myself Less As An Adult…

It happened last Saturday. So it’s been a couple of weeks since I last spent time with my mom and I decided we needed a girl’s day out. Woke up early, picked her up, and we hit the town. Between our excursions to Pier 1, Ulta, and Old Navy there was no time to really …

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You Know It’s True Love When He Buys You Depends

My boyfriend and I have been together a while now. We’re beyond the honeymoon stage and firmly into making this our happy life together, crazy as those words sound. But I didn’t really know how much he loved me, until he got me Depends. Yes, Depends. As in, adult diapers. You Know It’s True Love …

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I Drank Beet Juice And Thought I Was Going To Die

There are some things that no one ever prepares you for. Maybe it’s because they don’t happen enough for anyone to say anything. Maybe because the people who know about them just know, and why would they think to share the news? One of those things is what beets do to you. More specifically, what …

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When You Have To Poop At A Friend’s House…

It all starts out casual. Your child gets invited to a playdate and the mom has wine and cheese set out for all the other parents. Pretty much best mom ever, ammiright? So everyone’s laughing, and sipping, and you swallow that third bite of brie when it hits. The urge. You look around. It’s okay. You’re …

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