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No, You Aren’t Perfect…But Should You Settle?

To start with, I know I’m not everyone’s cup of tea. Some people are into coffee. That’s fine. I’m a late 30’s divorced woman who can’t have kids, has way too many animals, hates cleaning house, and is swimming in debt. Oh, and did I mention I’m a bbw? I get how not every guy …

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5 Weird Early Pregnancy Symptoms No One Tells You About (But Should!)

We have two pregnant women in my family right now. One who’s an old pro at this (baby #3) and one who is experiencing her first rodeo. The old pro is breezing through things as expected, and the newbie is asking some, well, prying questions. We love them both, but it turns out there were …

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The Best Thing A Mom Can Do Is Find Friends As Weird As Her, And Make Them Her Tribe

My best friends are inevitably people with whom I feel free to be completely and utterly myself. And myself is weird. As a mom I think the best advice I can give to any other mom is to find people as weird as you and surround yourself with them. Make them your tribe. Those weirdos …

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Going To The Dentist Is Like Being Abducted By Aliens

For those of you who are terrified of the dentist, you are not alone. It doesn’t help that my first visit to the dentist was far too late in life….. *cringes* 24. By then the damage was done. A broken tooth, four wisdom teeth that need extracting and 9 cavities that needed filled. We won’t …

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That Time I Got A Brain Parasite

When I was studying for my degree, we shared a campus, as well as some faculty, with the medical school. My neurology professor—whose clinical stories pretty much guaranteed I would never ride a motorcycle or try to shoot myself in the head—also talked about this thing medical students do where whatever disorder or disease they’re …

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Because The World Isn’t Gross Enough, Diver Lets Fish Swim Inside His Mouth

As a pet owner, there have been times I’ve let my animals do questionable things. I mean, most of us have. Like, when our puppy licks us on the face when we know full and well that pup has probably been eating things…gross things. Or when it’s 2AM and we hear the dog retching and …

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Elderly Woman With ‘Healing Tongue’ Licks Eyeballs Clean For A Living

The world is a weird place. We all know this, but sometimes it’s easy to forget that outside of our sphere there are people who live differently than us. People who do things that we would never, ever EVER do. I think it is fairly safe to say this woman falls very squarely and strongly …

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Once The Music Starts, You Won’t Believe What Happens To This Guy’s Face!

If you ever wanted to know what it would look like if a Disney villain came to life, Luciano Rosso is the answer. He has a face that would make Jim Carrey green with jealousy, and his funny style will leave you in stitches as he lip syncs his way through Mambo. Seriously, this guy …

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6 Totally Weird Uses For Pee That You Never Knew About!

Pee. We all have to do it. It’s just one of those things that is a natural part of life that at some point we have to just accept as ‘normal’. And yet there are still a lot of things that surprise us about it. Like the first time I ate beets. Honestly, I thought …

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Man Shaves His Beard, Finds This…

Sometimes I stumble into the weird side of the internet. I never know how it happens, either. One minute I’m watching videos of grandmas surprising their grandkids with garden hoses, the next I’m watching a woman give birth to a babydoll. Or, in this case, a man doing something so nightmare inducing that I might …

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