To start with, I know I’m not everyone’s cup of tea. Some people are into coffee. That’s fine. I’m a late 30’s divorced woman who can’t have kids, has way too many animals, hates cleaning house, and is swimming in debt. Oh, and did I mention I’m a bbw? I get how not every guy …

We have two pregnant women in my family right now. One who’s an old pro at this (baby #3) and one who is experiencing her first rodeo. The old pro is breezing through things as expected, and the newbie is asking some, well, prying questions. We love them both, but it turns out there were …

My best friends are inevitably people with whom I feel free to be completely and utterly myself. And myself is weird. As a mom I think the best advice I can give to any other mom is to find people as weird as you and surround yourself with them. Make them your tribe. Those weirdos …

For those of you who are terrified of the dentist, you are not alone. It doesn’t help that my first visit to the dentist was far too late in life….. *cringes* 24. By then the damage was done. A broken tooth, four wisdom teeth that need extracting and 9 cavities that needed filled. We won’t …

When I was studying for my degree, we shared a campus, as well as some faculty, with the medical school. My neurology professor—whose clinical stories pretty much guaranteed I would never ride a motorcycle or try to shoot myself in the head—also talked about this thing medical students do where whatever disorder or disease they’re …

Okay, so, I know you’re probably thinking “What the crap?” (ha!) but I’m going to break it down for you so you can get the straight poop. I’m sure to disgust pretty much everyone who reads this, but you know what? Since I was a little kid, I always made up very…. odd analogies to …

It sucks feeling old in my thirties. Before those of you who have made it past level 32 of this crazy game called “Life” want to write me off as a punk kid, hear me out. At the tender age of 32 I realized that I’m getting old…er. I’m not saying that my bursitis is …

As a pet owner, there have been times I’ve let my animals do questionable things. I mean, most of us have. Like, when our puppy licks us on the face when we know full and well that pup has probably been eating things…gross things. Or when it’s 2AM and we hear the dog retching and …

The world is a weird place. We all know this, but sometimes it’s easy to forget that outside of our sphere there are people who live differently than us. People who do things that we would never, ever EVER do. I think it is fairly safe to say this woman falls very squarely and strongly …

If you ever wanted to know what it would look like if a Disney villain came to life, Luciano Rosso is the answer. He has a face that would make Jim Carrey green with jealousy, and his funny style will leave you in stitches as he lip syncs his way through Mambo. Seriously, this guy …

Pee. We all have to do it. It’s just one of those things that is a natural part of life that at some point we have to just accept as ‘normal’. And yet there are still a lot of things that surprise us about it. Like the first time I ate beets. Honestly, I thought …

Sometimes I stumble into the weird side of the internet. I never know how it happens, either. One minute I’m watching videos of grandmas surprising their grandkids with garden hoses, the next I’m watching a woman give birth to a babydoll. Or, in this case, a man doing something so nightmare inducing that I might …