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The Man Romper, Er, Romphim Is Here And Women Everywhere Should Rejoice!

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Sexy.

Virile.

Bold.

Your husband can be all these things and more. This summer, while other men are wearing yucky, rugged jeans to work on their trucks, or sporting a boring, creased pair of tailored shorts around the grill, your beau can pick some fabulous chardonnay for your next book club in a Romphim. That’s right, move over lady girls with your child like rompers, the man romper, er, romphim is here to stay!

The Man Romper, Er, Romphim Is Here And Women Everywhere Should Rejoice!

What is a Romphim? The Romphim is an amazing new, fashion-forward trend that single-handedly assures women everywhere they will never be forced to watch a single Die Hard or Lethal Weapon movie ever again. Everyday is Christmas Day because not only will he want to watch Love Actually, the Romphim man will make bruschetta.

Your man will learn to love the high-waisted cut that’s not at all effeminate. He’ll be the talk of his community theater troupe after he trades in his bland whites, blacks, and basic primary colored tee shirts for bold salmon, turquoise, and Hawaiian floral prints. A Romphim man will turn heads as he constantly tugs on his wedgies and conveniently adjusts his waistline and balls.

And for the ladies, what woman hasn’t dreamed of marrying a 1970’s era male porn star? The Romphim can make all your greasy-chested dreams come true. Sure, it may not be “straight” porn, but dear, if you’ve married a Romphim man, you’re not a chooser. The Romphim man looks every bit the sexual creeper you never knew you wanted.

And while the debate about health care and insured contraceptives wage on in Washington, you can take matters in your own hands with the Romphim. The Romphim is scientifically guaranteed to reduce any kind of pregnancy to 0%. The Romphim is so effective in discouraging female stimulation that her uterus will potentially shrivel up and fall out. That’s quality you can trust.

This Father’s Day, if you want your hubby to look a little less like a man and more like a sassy eight year old, fetch him a manly white Romphim, stat!

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    About Nik Holman

    Nik Holman writes publishable dad blogs and unpublishable novels. When he's not changing hearts and minds, he's watching scary movies with his wife and two kids. He reviews horror movies with his daughter for their podcast here If you want to know why A Flock Of Seagulls was an amazing band or why your politics are all wrong, check him out on Facebook

    Comments

    1. Orion Shanahan says

      No thanks. Want keep my man card.

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    1. Men Want To Wear Rompers. Get Over It. says:
      May 25, 2017 at 7:56 pm

      […] Back to those Facebook videos. There’s an extreme amount of hate being leveled at the idea of men wearing rompers willfully, almost exclusively by other men. […]

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