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Fair Warning: Don’t Get Shot While Playing Pokemon Go

So, my family is straight up country. Well, as it turns out, they also happen to live in a place where rare Pokemon spawn. (If you want to know more about the game, you can find my tips and tricks for playing Pokemon Go here.)

So, this morning, my aunt posted this:

pokemon go with guns

(I kid you not, this was an actual post. They were watchin Fox, they were running around “with protection” I can’t MAKE THIS STUFF UP PEOPLE!)

Since we can’t stop playing, my cousin instantly recognized this as Pokemon Go players. And, since she didn’t want her dad to accidentally shoot someone who was just trying to play some Pokemon, she let her know, to help her out.

poke u man with lead

Yeah, she actually responded that she was going to “POKE-YOU-MAN with lead” that happened people. THAT HAPPENED.

Totally reasonable. Trying to keep people from getting shot, right?

pokemon go dont shoot

But, my cousin, still being reasonable, realized that she should take this to text, so as not to embarrass anyone any further. After all, my aunt just didn’t have all the facts, and again– we are trying to keep people from getting shot. (Remember, nobody has gone onto anyone’s property– these kids are just running down the road and stopping at the local VFD.)

pokemon go

She’s trying here people. She’s trying.

kids should be married

So, there’s that. Remember folks. Not everyone is into our little Poke-fun. So, BE SAFE OUT THERE.


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