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My Feet Stink…

So much so that I made an informative graphic:

Now that I’ve just come out there and admitted it, I feel much better. I hate socks, and I hate shoes more. If I could just wear flip flops year round I would, but it’s been like snowing in Texas so that’s not really an option this winter. Which means, my feet are all cooped up sweating into my shoes and socks, and just straight up stinking. Ugh.

I know what you’re wondering…

Why would I admit this on my blog?

Well, because I think it’s confession time. Sometimes when I am writing I have a lot of trouble letting my characters get embarrassed. I hate to watch people in awkward situations, and I try to protect my characters from it. So, in an effort to help them through the flushed faced life of a teenager, I figured I would just come out and embarrass myself.

So, I’m Jamie Harrington and my feet stink.

Do you want to embarrass yourself today? Leave it in the comments!

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Dave

Thursday 24th of May 2018

Just came across this. My name is Dave, and my feet stink. And that's just how it is!

chazzyg

Friday 5th of January 2018

My wife enjoys me giving her head however I learned something she'd been hiding from me for months! she always pulls a blanket over my head when doing this to her and I found out why! she sniffs her damp sweaty sock while i make her ejaculate.....Hmmm always wondered why she'd bring the blanket downstairs when I performed on her at the couch,but.she'd always return the blanket back to the bedroom when I finished her off.from time to time.

ps:I come home from a weekend fishing trip .......and seen the BLANKET on the couch!!

Elana Johnson

Friday 26th of February 2010

Oooh, confessions! I always love a good confessions session.

I drive too fast, and I'm annoyed way more than I should be when people drive the speed limit. .-= Elana Johnson´s last blog ..Good Vs. Done =-.

Rachel

Friday 26th of February 2010

@Elana Johnson, When I first got my license, we still had the good old "reasonable and prudent" speed limit here in Montana. It was possibly the best things EVER.

It didn't last long though. The reinstated a speed limit (still higher than many states, but a limit nonetheless) before I was even able to take my first real road trip.

Not that I am bitter about that or anything. .-= Rachel´s last blog ..Me, me, me =-.

Jamie

Friday 26th of February 2010

@Elana Johnson, I HATE the Speed Limit. Why is it SO freakin' slow?!?

Kater

Thursday 25th of February 2010

I already confessed on Twitter, but I'll confess here. Not about feet.

I realized that if I dinged someone's car in the parking lot , I would not leave a note. If someone dinged my car and left a note, I would not accept any money. I'd be like pfff! You seen my clunker? Repair a scratch? Ha! I think that you should expect a perfect car when it's new, and after that, dings and dents come with the territory. If I wouldn't pay for a dent-repair on MY car, I'm not going to offer to pay for yours either. So, if you have a nice car, don't park too close to me. .-= Kater´s last blog ..Smiley Ball 15 =-.

Jamie

Friday 26th of February 2010

@Kater, Okay, that's a true confession, and I love it. I think it just inspired my blog post.

JentheAmazing

Thursday 25th of February 2010

I am afraid we are the opposite. I'm not sure I have smelly feet but if I do, I don't care. The smell for me outweighs the weirdness of not wearing socks.

I can't NOT wear socks. Okay, in the summer I wear flip flops. That's fine. But when I'm in the house, I have to wear socks.

When I go to bed, if I'm not wearing socks, I CAN'T SLEEP. Yes, it's true. If I happen to kick my sock off in my sleep, I will WAKE UP. I've tried sleeping without socks on, you know on those hot sweaty nights you speak of so highly, and I just get this tingly annoying feeling. They feel naked. Not just I'm-in-the-shower naked. No, my feet under the blankets feel like they are in-the-high-school-gym-in-front-of-everyone-I-know naked.

It's a terrible feeling.

Sock nakedness occurs in 9 out of 10 Americans. Let's make an effort to cure this disease. =D

Jamie

Friday 26th of February 2010

@JentheAmazing, HAHA! That's so funny. Seriously, if I have socks on at night then I get like crazy weird dreams and stuff.

*shudder* sock dreams...