Y’all, I haven’t had fast food in like two weeks — since this mess started. I’d chew my left arm off for some Taco Bell!
Turns out, I can keep all my body parts intact, because Taco Bell is giving everyone in America a FREE Doritos Loco Taco this TUESDAY!
You probably have to BUY something to get the free taco, right?
NO!! I called my local Taco Bell, and was told that ANYONE can come through the drive thru and request a FREE BEEF NACHO CHEESE DORITOS LOCO TACO on Tuesday. No purchase is required.
It IS limited to one per customer — like, you can’t go through the drive thru and order one for each member of your family — but it’s FREE, and it’s a TACO. What else do you need in life, AMIRITE?!?
This will mark the FIRST TIME that many have left their houses in over a week. While I’m super excited for my free taco, this DOESN’T mean Social Distancing is over.
Get your free taco, and go the heck back home.
I might just have a Taco Bell picnic on my front porch — which is the equivalent to the length of two steps. Ha!