I just lied to my kid's teacher. Straight up flat out lied like a bandit. Really, I totally lied to her. I walked in late with my daughter to preschool and the teacher says to me--Is the Discovery bag (Show and Tell bag with snacks) out in your car? *Panic Face* Dammit. I Just Lied to My Kid's Teacher I forgot. I'll be back in fifteen minutes with a really cool toy my daughter loves and some fruit snacks. That's what I should have said. Instead I said this: "Oh, yeah--let me just run out there and get it." What? Seriously? Let me just run out and get it? What did I Keep Reading >>>
Questions for Hal
Blog, you know Halle... Well, she wants to answer your questions. So, if there's something you want to ask a four year old, then here's your chance! Ask her anything (that doesn't offend me--I'm her mom I have final say on all q answering.) and next week she will be back to let you in on all the secrets of life... or she'll just sing Rudolph. :) Keep Reading >>>
Cut is Chinese for Hug
So, my daughter loves that little Kai-Lan show, and I am okay with it too. It's cute, the songs are snappy--and no one takes their top off. (That's how you know for sure it's quality family programming these days.) But, her new thing is that she has decided she speaks Chinese... when it's convenient. We've been talking about how you need to be careful with knives and you shouldn't touch them because you might cut yourself or someone else. A few days later she says to her father, "Dad, I'm going to cut you with a knife." My husband immediatly responded with, "Oh, Halle that isn't very Keep Reading >>>
Mom, If You Want to Keep Me…
So, we're sitting on the couch watching the MTV movie awards an educational program on PBS, and my daughter says, "Mom if you want to keep me, then you have to make sure nothing bad happens to me ever. Oh no. What is she talking about? So, I ask her, "Halle, what do you mean by badness?" Well, like this: Make sure I don't eat spicy food. Oh, I can definitely do that. No problem there! But, then... she says there's more. Like don't let me get chased by a dinosaur. Dinosaur chases, we're good. As long as that small old man with the Amber in his cane from Keep Reading >>>
The Many Hairstyles of Halle
It's Halle's birthday today. She turns 4. So, I thought we would take a look at the many hairstyles of Halle over the years... It all started with the bling hat. I should have known I was in for it then... And then the spike look started--who's hair does that on it's own? Halle's... that's who. People would stop me in the check out lines and ask me how I got it to stand up like that. Then--It just went sort of flat for a while... So we started the pebbles trend... those bows were a beast to make! But the spikes came back... in full swing! Finally, enough hair for some Keep Reading >>>
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