ICYMI, Taylor Swift is on tour, and it has everyone seeing RED.
Even the superintendent of Hillsborough County Schools — in Florida — is getting in on the Swiftie action.
He sent out a punny notice, half joking — but really, serious — social media notice letting everyone know that seeing Taylor is not an excuse to miss school.
He sprinkled the message with every Taylor Swift reference he could think of, and it’s hilarious.
There’s a DELICATE situation we must discuss. Are you … READY FOR IT?Addison Davis
I understand there is a rather big concert taking place in Tampa this Thursday, Friday, and Saturday. In my WILDEST DREAMS I never thought I’d be sending a communication saying this, however, THIS IS ME trying to be the best superintendent I can be without creating any BAD BLOOD between myself and our amazing students.Addison Davis
Students, YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN. Under no circumstances will Friday be an excused absence because you were having an ENCHANTED evening under the STARLIGHT at Raymond James Stadium.Addison Davis
I understand I’m the ANTI-HERO here, and CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT, but YOU’RE ON YOUR OWN KID if you think being a Swiftie is a good excuse for missing important instruction.Addison Davis
You know ALL TOO WELL you SHOULD’VE SAID NO to attending a Thursday night concert. Especially one from an artist who is known for putting on a 3-hour amazing show.Addison Davis
You may think you’re OUT OF THE WOODS since it’s the fourth quarter, but make no mistake, if you miss an important lesson, you will not be able to SHAKE IT OFF.Addison Davis
Your report card could be TREACHEROUS because you refuse to STAY, STAY, STAY in class.Addison Davis
I know, I know, YOU’RE NOT SORRY for attending such a GORGEOUS concert, but I promise you, this is not a HOAX.Addison Davis
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS STAY in class.Addison Davis
I hope there is not a BLANK SPACE in your seat on Friday morning.Addison Davis
It could be a CRUEL SUMMER if you prioritize being a Swiftie over being in class.Addison Davis
YOU BELONG WITH ME, ME!, in school.Addison Davis
Please don’t make me see RED with your absence.Addison Davis
FOREVER AND ALWAYS, Hillsborough Superintendent Addison Davis.Addison Davis
What a cool guy, right?!?
What do you think? Do you have any fun Taylor Swift concert stories?