So this morning I log onto Facebook and basically every other post is someone super stoked about the Ta-Ta Towel. I click on link after link and I'm like, "WTF?" Like, if your boob sweat needs its own towel, do you maybe think you should talk to your doctor about that? Seriously, the Ta-Ta Towel is here, and I'm - I'm dead. The Ta-Ta Towel Is Here, And I'm - I'm Dead I mean, I'm not judging if your jugs are creating pools of moistness in your normal bra, but from some of the pictures I'm seeing, women are wearing this in ways I just don't want to see. Like, lemme be judgy-judgy for just Keep Reading >>>
5 Questions About The Walking Dead
Something I think a lot of people have in common is that we weren't all that into zombies, er, walkers before The Walking Dead. Or maybe it's just me. I just wasn't 'that' into zombie lore or bloody viscera or the whole idea of a zombie apocalypse. Now? I'm a full fledged zombophile. Between Shaun Of The Dead, Warm Bodies, iZombie, Z Nation, Fear The Walking Dead, and of course The Walking Dead, I've now bridged the gap between "person who couldn't tell you two things about zombies," and "person who needs answers." Which is why I'm here. I have 5 big questions about AMC's The Walking Dead, and Keep Reading >>>
For Those Rockin’ The Selfie: I Salute You
I suck at selfies, and it's complicated. It's more than being self conscious about my appearance. Yes, My Dad's nose looked great on his face. Not so much on mine. But I am ok with that. Also, It's not just about being insecure about my out of control eyebrows, or my laugh lines. I am actually quite comfortable being me. So while these things may keep me from blasting pics of myself all over social media, my issues with taking selfies is a little more complicated than that. For Those Rockin' The Selfie: I Salute You I Am A People Pleaser No, this does not mean I will schedule Keep Reading >>>
This Reddit User Left Fake Animal Facts At The L.A. Zoo – And They’re Hilarious!
Reddit User Obviousplant knows how to troll. On his (her? Who knows...) recent trip to the L.A. Zoo, Obvi decided to leave some fake Animal Facts for the patrons. And they are hilarious! Take a look! Bear-y funny... Now that's just ducking hilarious! Damnit, Phillip! You're making us all look bad. Gibbon a choice, I'd love to bathe in soup, too! Checks out! The meer fact that meerkats do this doesn't surprise me one bit. Owl be there for you! Bwahahahaha! Reminds me of the Monopoly Man. I bet they're a scream at parties! Or Keep Reading >>>
Top 3 Horror Movies For Making A Man Out Of Your Little Girl
If you are a strong-willed, articulate parent like I am, you’ll no doubt agree that cowardice is for dummy-stupidheads. Don’t get me wrong, if you’re afraid to jab a stick into a rabid dog in the eye there’s nothing wrong with you, you’re smart. In fact, congratulations because you’re smarter than I am. But we all know someone who’s afraid of stupid things like bugs, or traveling, or something funny for a third thing. I hate cowardice. And, hey, I’m guilty of it. I hate it in myself just as much as those around me. Cowardice is the Two Broke Girls of human traits; it’s not funny and we should Keep Reading >>>
