Baby keep you up all night? Toddler refuse to walk faster than a glacier? Sometimes the best way to survive is knowing someone else is out there being tortured too. Here are twenty stories from the parenting trenches guaranteed to keep you sane for at least five more minutes. 20 Tweets From Hilarious Parents The anti-theft system …
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Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and while many on Twitter are bragging about their romantic plans or lamenting the lack of a date, these fine men and women know what we really want — to be entertained. I’ve compiled 21 thoroughly wacky tweets about love, dating, and massive exasperation guaranteed to make you laugh. 21 Funny Tweets In …
watching last season’s Grey’s Anatomy and I just remembered why I stopped… they’re always showing sick kids! # RT @EgmontGal: join us now, chatting about children’s books# Daughter: When my dog wears a collar he belongs to me. When I take it off he belongs to the world! # Is there an iPhone app that …
There she goes again. Yes. That’s her own foot. http://twitpic.com/gomy0 # Oh look my best friends completely trashed. #drunktweet http://twitpic.com/gomun # And now metallics. It’s like thy read my frakkin mind. # Okay this place is totally the jam. Dueling pianos In Addison. Ftw! # YMCA!! Yus. http://twitpic.com/gofqo # Someone actually just puked!! Omg!! http://twitpic.com/go99e …
I love Gemmers! Come play with me http://bit.ly/7yN19 # Gemmers is hilarious right now! http://bit.ly/7yN19 # Okay, what part of fencon do I need to sign up for? # Are you guys following @bakersmark ? Lots of interesting writing articles for the would-be author! # I’m home from smalltown, Texas. It just reminds me that …
RT @PowerofNo: Whoever You Touch #failedchildrensbooktitles # RT @xtonks: #followfriday DNFWTF Crew! @KalebNation @jamieharrington @miss_ashleyc @devynburton @reinix #DNFWTF # For those wondering about pwn… http://is.gd/2srIa /cough @kirkmonster and @jimsissy /endcough # Whatever you’re doing… stop right now, get up and do the TIME WARP! ♫ http://blip.fm/~c3c0d # Seriously… why do I have to keep educating …
I may or may not be reading @StaciaKane’s next novel and it may or may not be BRILLIANT (as in it is… oh yes it is.) # I’m blog topic-less today… any ideas? # RT @kierstenwhite is THRILLED to announce that she and @harperteen are getting married and making three books babies. SQUEE!!! # Reading …
Dammit. I am so into True Blood right now that I was wondering who at the restaurant was vampire! # Is True Blood a copy of Twilight, or is Twilight the True Blood copy? # Just starting the True Blood Series… already I am way freaked out! # ohhhh @LaurenBarnholdt has a cute website, too! …
I have the 99 red balloons song stuck in my head… # Come watch my friend @ninjafanpire on BlogTV–She’s single boys! http://bit.ly/LPRp6 # I need to get my superhero on a little… going to watch Watchmen # Wow, Gateway Tech Support is hands down the worst customer service I’ve ever encountered… # This is like …
At Harry potter. This theater is co Pletely empty! WTF! # If you told me a month ago that I would spend my Saturday evening kayaking around a lake I would have laughed in hour face. # I wish my flip camera woukd get here! # Remember how the husband bought a kayak? Yeah he …
So, I needed a new wrist wallet- I got a COACH one, and I really don’t feel like a Coach kinda girl… it’s cute though… I dunno. # Is quicken online any good? # Lauren Conrad, The next Stephenie Meyer? Lord I hope not. http://is.gd/1vdsL # I think they’re doing away with Microsoft Money. I …
RT~ Please thank Aaron for giving his life today in Afghanistan~ #thankyouaaron for his father @davidmmasters # The new Janet evanovich isn’t available in ereader form. How am I gonna save the environment if I have to read paper copies? # So I think I just got myself involved in something called the adventure project. …
I usually love Disney channel movies but Princess Protection Program kinda sucked. # I think I want to do concerts in the park at the botanical gardens this weekend… anyone been? Was it cool? # It’s hotter than snot today. # Okay, I have looked through the first half of my manuscript yet again, …
Why is the news on CNN just replaying all the stuff that has already happened #iranelection # After getting caught up on the Iran news of today, I am in shock that this crap is still going on. Give these people their real recount! # haha I think I found my crutch word… http://bit.ly/KlTCl # …
whew! I edited a ton this weekend… I think I shall take a little editing break… # he didn’t hump down… sigh… he JUMPED down. # Do people that don’t live in Texas wear flip-flops every day? # I thought I’d be happy when I hit 2k followers, now I want 5k–typical woman I am. …
http://www.blogtv.com/People/jamieharrington # We are reading my first three chapters of Sketch McGee here in blog tv and it is way fun! ZOMG!! # http://www.blogtv.com/People/jamieharrington we’re talking about how much I hate my chapter 2 # OMG the Ninja and I are on blog tv talking about whatever we want to talk about… http://www.blogtv.com/People/jamieharrington # ohmigosh… …
For those of you who ALSO need the reading rainbow on your iphone 🙂 http://audiko.net/g/wcrj # apparently this evening instead of writing, I am busy changing my ringtone to the reading rainbow theme song… # The gnomes on my desktop just now started freaking me out a little bit… # I am rereading my book …
Hakuna Matata! ♫ http://blip.fm/~5yp3w # I have been singing this song all day… ♫ http://blip.fm/~5ynpu # did I miss the party? lol #sigjeans # RT @ResourcefulMom Only 2 hours left to tweet #SigJeans hashtag to enter to win Twitter By the Sea cruises! http://tinyurl.com/q5e3tj # Why does my husband think that if he calls tomorrow …
I dunno if it’s gonna hail but we stuck both cars inside. I hate having to take a car in for hail damage #fickletxweather # 3k a day in May I’m so coming for you. # I love editing books… I should forget the writing career and make a go of it as a book …
Oh I did make my tweetdeck all nice and grey… # OKay… for serious now… I am going to work on my book! Sheeshtara. # so what’s the max percentage of my API thingy I should be using on the tweetdeck? # If you’re profile is creepy molester looking… I will not follow you. # …