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20 Tweets From Hilarious Parents

Baby keep you up all night? Toddler refuse to walk faster than a glacier? Sometimes the best way to survive is knowing someone else is out there being tortured too. Here are twenty stories from the parenting trenches guaranteed to keep you sane for at least five more minutes. 20 Tweets From Hilarious Parents The anti-theft system …

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21 Funny Tweets In Honor of Valentine’s Day

Valentine’s Day is just around the corner, and while many on Twitter are bragging about their romantic plans or lamenting the lack of a date, these fine men and women know what we really want — to be entertained.  I’ve compiled 21 thoroughly wacky tweets about love, dating, and massive exasperation guaranteed to make you laugh. 21 Funny Tweets In …

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-09-06

There she goes again. Yes. That’s her own foot. http://twitpic.com/gomy0 # Oh look my best friends completely trashed. #drunktweet http://twitpic.com/gomun # And now metallics. It’s like thy read my frakkin mind. # Okay this place is totally the jam. Dueling pianos In Addison. Ftw! # YMCA!! Yus. http://twitpic.com/gofqo # Someone actually just puked!! Omg!! http://twitpic.com/go99e …

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-08-23

RT @PowerofNo: Whoever You Touch #failedchildrensbooktitles # RT @xtonks: #followfriday DNFWTF Crew! @KalebNation @jamieharrington @miss_ashleyc @devynburton @reinix #DNFWTF # For those wondering about pwn… http://is.gd/2srIa /cough @kirkmonster and @jimsissy /endcough # Whatever you’re doing… stop right now, get up and do the TIME WARP! ♫ http://blip.fm/~c3c0d # Seriously… why do I have to keep educating …

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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2009-06-07

http://www.blogtv.com/People/jamieharrington # We are reading my first three chapters of Sketch McGee here in blog tv and it is way fun! ZOMG!! # http://www.blogtv.com/People/jamieharrington we’re talking about how much I hate my chapter 2 # OMG the Ninja and I are on blog tv talking about whatever we want to talk about… http://www.blogtv.com/People/jamieharrington # ohmigosh… …

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