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Mary Duncanson

Mary Malcolm is an author, blogger, and overall swell gal. She's got enough snark to fill a football stadium, but that's probably just because she's out of coffee again. Have something that's pushing your buttons? Send Mary a message and maybe she'll write about it on the site!

Internet Creeper Seeks Young Woman To Fulfill All His Weirdest Coachella Dreams

Want to go to Coachella? Are you between 19 and 25? Are you willing to ‘put the lotion on the skin’ and write weirdly specific adorable messages on an RV mirror? Well, does Craigslist have a guy for YOU! Internet Creeper Seeks Young Woman To Fulfill All His Weirdest Coachella Dreams Gordon, or ‘Gordie’ as …

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How To Murder Your Teenager, And Where To Hide The Body

Teenagers are awful. The are as close to nature flipping parents the finger as you can get. And yeah, we’ve all got those friends who are all, “My kids aren’t like that. My kids are amazing. Maybe if you’d parented differently your kids could be angels, too.” Yeah, trust me: their little Dylan and Petal …

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I Really Thought I Would Pee Myself Less As An Adult…

It happened last Saturday. So it’s been a couple of weeks since I last spent time with my mom and I decided we needed a girl’s day out. Woke up early, picked her up, and we hit the town. Between our excursions to Pier 1, Ulta, and Old Navy there was no time to really …

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How I Took My Dining Room From Functional To Fabulous: 10 Easy Steps!

I’m going to start with a confession: my dining room was never my favorite place. Sure, I love to cook, yes, I love to entertain, but for a long time that dark, small space is where we stored backpacks and stacked bags of groceries. These Affordable Tips to Brighten a Small Space changed all that. I Loooooove my …

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20 Butterfly Learning Activities

Kids go through so many changes growing up, and that can be confusing. These 20 Butterfly Learning Activities will help kids understand that not only are changes a part of nature, but they can be beautiful! 20 Butterfly Learning Activities: 1. This Butterfly Alphabet Garden from No Time for Flash Cards will teach kids the …

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Spring Has Sprung Mango Blueberry Smoothie

I love the spring, but probably for WAY different reasons then the rest of uns. For me, spring is all about the fresh fruits that are popping up at the grocery stores. I can smell spring in the air as I walk through the aisles: suddenly there are bright red strawberries, delicious raspberries, and of …

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Why I Refuse To Buy Bottled Ketchup (And Other Things I’ll Never Buy)

There are a lot of things people do when they grow up. Their taxes, of course. Replacing old mattresses when they get worn. Eat oatmeal. Buy condiments… While I’m completely for replacing that old mattress and making sure Uncle Sam gets his due, I will probably never, ever buy ketchup that comes in the bottle. …

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It’s Cranston Vs. Cranston In This Funny ‘Why Him’ Trailer Parody!

This is the movie I’ve been waiting for my whole life. Okay, maybe not my whole life. Maybe just since I saw Breaking Bad. In fact, ever since I saw Breaking Bad I’ve imagined Walt in all of Bryan Cranston’s roles. I can’t help it. He was That Good. But with Why Him coming out, …

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Forget Onion Rings, These Onion Patties Are Going To ROCK YOUR WORLD!

I grew up in a family that fried everything. I’m talking fried fish, fried chicken, fried fritters. If it could be fried, we fried it. Maybe not the healthiest way to grow up, but definitely gave me an appreciate for State Fair food as an adult. Something else it gave me was an appreciate for …

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You Won’t Believe The Willy Wonka Dream House This Man Built!

Growing up there are certain stories that stick with us. Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory was a big one for me. The bright colors, odd characters, and of course mounds and mounds of candy. The idea that a little boy could win a magic ticket to a fantasy land and have a chance to …

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THIS Guy Is the Workout Inspiration I’ve Been Waiting For My Whole Life!

It’s time for that whole New Year Resolutions business again, and I’m pulling out the old classics. New year/new me. Gonna try to make this a year of taking care of myself and making sure I do things right. That means more water, more veggies, and more dancing. Maybe less kissing bad boys. Maybe…I mean, …

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You’ll Never Hear Jingle Bells The Same Way Again…

It’s hard to stay in the Christmas spirit. Between the shopping, and baking, and kids being home from school, and inlaws coming to visit (oh, good LORD, the inlaws), you can slip from “Merry Christmas To All” to “Get the Heck outta my kitchen before I deck your halls” pretty darn quick. Plus, with the …

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Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer Is The WORST Christmas Song EVER!

“You know Dasher, and Dancer, and Prancer, and Vixen…Comet, and Cupid, and Donner, and Blitzen…but do you recall the most famous reindeer of all?” So let’s just take a moment and talk about this, the absolute worst of all the Christmas songs. First, I get that you may not agree with me. You might have …

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Why I’m Thankful That The 2016 US Presidential Election Taught Me That I’m A Judgmental Bitch

I don’t think we’ve ever seen a political fight like the fight between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump. Not in my lifetime, possibly not ever. Maybe that’s because the internet wasn’t as big a player in the election process before now, maybe for some other reason, but this election cycle was a beat-down. I, for …

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This Woman Has Fingernails Growing Out Of Her Face!

Imagine having a condition so rare that you’re literally the only person alive who has it. That’s exactly what happened to Shanyna Isom. This college student was having the time of her life when suddenly everything shifted. Her face started to burn all the time, and her hair started to fall out. When her mom …

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Hallmark Channel’s 2016 Christmas Movies Schedule!

Grab some eggnog, and a loved one, the Hallmark Channel just announced their 2016 Christmas Movies schedule! All movies will be shown at 8/7c, and it looks like we’re in for another great year! Enjoy! Hallmark Channel’s 2016 Christmas Movies Schedule! October 29 – A Wish For Christmas Sara Shaw is the type of woman …

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5 Questions About The Walking Dead

Something I think a lot of people have in common is that we weren’t all that into zombies, er, walkers before The Walking Dead. Or maybe it’s just me. I just wasn’t ‘that’ into zombie lore or bloody viscera or the whole idea of a zombie apocalypse. Now? I’m a full fledged zombophile. Between Shaun …

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Last Night A ‘Pretty Woman’ Experience At Pier 1 Imports Left Me Sad, Today I’m Just Angry

Very few people make it into adulthood unscathed by the jilts of our youth. For me, as a fat girl and an introvert, I found solace in books and writing and living in a world inside my head. Being that girl saved me during those awkward years where I hated myself and every side comment …

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20 Reasons Zombies Make Great Boyfriends…

It’s October (FINALLY), which means two things: Halloween, and the return of The Walking Dead. I wish I could say I was more excited about Halloween, but I’d be lying to everyone. I’m All About TWD. But I’m also slightly twisted, and just a little bit off, so the other day (okay, probably more like …

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Is There A Way To Teach Modesty Without It Feeling Like Body Shaming?

She loves her body. Bonus points for that. She sixteen so it could very easily have gone the other direction. She could want to cover herself from head to toe and keep other people from seeing the cesspool that is her teenage body. But no. Instead, she looks in the mirror, nods in approval, turns …

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I Hate To Break It To You, But, Your Pumpkin-Flavored Everything Isn’t Even Really Pumpkin

Your Life Until Now Has Been A LIE! That’s right. Your Nana’s a liar. The grocery store is a liar. Even freakin’ Starbucks has been LYING to you. And you’ve been eating it up. Literally. I Hate To Break It To You, But, Your Pumpkin-Flavored Everything Isn’t Even Really Pumpkin Every year you wait in …

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To Me, And Millions Like Me, They Aren’t Just Mean Words

This election year has been tough. Everyone, it seems, has a pony in the race and wants their voice to be heard above all else. I can appreciate that. When you feel passionate about something, you Should defend it. But you should also know that by defending ‘mean words’ that have been real, visceral, painful …

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Can We Finally PLEASE Admit That Trump Is A Sexist, Scumbag Piece Of Sh*t?

This election season has been something for the record books. What started out as a crazy, that’ll never happen idea with a reality star running for president, has turned into a terrifying look into who American’s really are. We Are a nation divided. We are a nation of people who are very passionate in our …

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This Guy Set AVENGERS To The Theme Of Full House…And It’s AMAZING!

If you were alive in the late 80’s, early 90’s, there is no WAY you missed Full House. Okay, so you might have pretended to be too cool for it, but anyone who was anyone either had a crush on Uncle Jesse, or thought Joey was the funniest person they’d ever heard of, or thought …

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There Is A Real-Life Creepy Clown Trying To Lure Kids Into The Woods In South Carolina

IT isn’t even out yet, and already the creepiness has started. In what is possibly the craziest letter to residents I’ve ever seen in my life, the Fleetwood Manor Apartment Complex in Greenville, SC, warned residents about a clown lurking in the woods…take a look: It gets creepier… Depending on who you talk to, there …

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DO NOT – For The Love Of ALL That Is Holy – Search For McChicken On Twitter Today!

I’m one of those people that if someone tells me NOT to do something, I immediately do it. Which is exactly what happened here. ALL these posts started popping up about how you should avoid searching for that, or get the eye bleach ready. Well, I’m a doer, not a thinker, so I immediately searched …

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UT Austin Students Are Carrying THIS To Class Today In Protest Of The New Open Carry On Campus Policy (VERY NSFW)

Glock-blocking. That’s what some are calling the “C*cks, Not Glocks” movement on the UT Austin campus today. In order to protest laws that make it legal to carry concealed guns on campus, some 4500 ‘marital aids’ were handed out to students in a little under 23-minutes. These students are attaching their ‘impetus of protest’ to their backpacks …

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THIS Is The Homework Policy EVERY SCHOOL Should Have!

If you live in the United States, there’s a good chance your kids are either back in school already, or going back very soon. Great news for kids who have been missing their friends, or parents who need a break from a constant barrage of “I’m Bored!” coming from their children’s mouths. But, with school …

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Here’s The Video Of Millie Bobby Brown (Eleven) From Stranger Things Shaving Her Head!

I wasn’t going to watch Stranger Things. I thought it was going to be dumb, thought it was trending for no reason, thought it was just another repeat of a repeat and I Wan’t Buying In. A cross between ET and Firestarter? Um, nothanks. One ENORMOUS binge later, I finished the entire first season. Trust …

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Ranty Rant: Why Are Guys Today Such Dating Wusses?

So I really hate dating. It’s not a secret, it’s just a fact. I love being in my little hidey-hole house with all my favorite things and my AC set at the perfect temperature and all the books I want to read. That’s a lie…okay, all the Netflix marathons I want to watch. What I …

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When The Baby Doesn’t Sleep, No One Sleeps…

I’m so bone tired today that as I’m writing this, my eyes are crossing. My shoulders ache, my head aches, my I-don’t-even-know-what-that-is aches. Seriously, the last time I felt like this was after three solid days of the flu, and no one to take care of me. I’m not complaining, really I’m not, but last …

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Red, White, And Berry Sparkling Cocktail

Go for the gold with a drink you’ll never forget. This Olympic-taste will tantalize your tastebuds from first sip, to last. Watch your favorite athlete head for glory while sipping on a Red, White, And Berry Sparkling Cocktail. The refreshingly sweet berry taste pared with the tickley bubbles will keep you smiling as you cheer …

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Patriotic Vodka Lemonade Spritzer

If you need to take a break from the Olympics coverage to cool off, you should grab this Patriotic Vodka Lemonade Spritzer. Whether it’s the basketball team dominating the court, or runners setting the track on fire, the Olympics is seriously sweaty business! If you’re cheering your team to gold, you’ll need a refreshing break …

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Red, White, And Blue Boozy Punch

The summer Olympics have begun, and what better time to practice your patriotism than cheering on Team America with boozy slushies? These Red, White, And Blue Boozy Shushies are berrylicious, and the perfect drink for watching Michael Phelps glide through the water, or Gabby Douglas flip through the air like some human quarter. These athletes …

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Dear Ten-Year-Old, You’re Right That I’m Not Your Mom, But…

Dear Ten-Year-Old, Your favorite thing to say when you’re mad at me is that I’m not your mom. You don’t have to listen to me because I’m not your mom. You don’t have to do what I ask because I’m not your mom. I get it. I’m not her. I’m never going to be her. …

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I Drank Beet Juice And Thought I Was Going To Die

There are some things that no one ever prepares you for. Maybe it’s because they don’t happen enough for anyone to say anything. Maybe because the people who know about them just know, and why would they think to share the news? One of those things is what beets do to you. More specifically, what …

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Anyone Else’s Boyfriend “Must Haves” List Getting Smaller And Smaller?

It’s no secret that I’m a little on the anti-social, introvert, was that guy flirting with me or did he just need my number because they always ask for my number at CVS side of things. I don’t mean to be; it’s just who I am. In high school I was the wallflower with the journal sitting …

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It’s Just A Day, So Why Do Birthdays Seem So Scary?

I am 39. Today. Yeah, yeah, happy birthday to me. I’m not writing this for the wishes, but because of how much I’ve been freaking out over this silly number. 39. My very last year as a 30-something. There was a show called Thirty Something, once upon a time. There’s never been a show called …

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16 Things I’ve Learned By Living With My 16-Year-Old Niece…

It’s summer and with kids out of school my niece has come to stay with me for a bit. While I couldn’t be more excited, this time together has been a complete crash course in all things teenager. I get that I’m not a full-time parent, but there are still some pretty huge things that …

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“I Just Want To Eat You Up” And Other Totally Creepy Things Adults Say To Children…

Kids say the darnedest things, don’t they? But you have to wonder what kids think of the things We say to Them. Like, seriously, are we a bunch of psychopaths or something? Stealing kids noses, charging body parts for things, threatening to eat them. I never realized just how creepy some of the things I …

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5 Essential Things To Keep In Mind When Dealing With Inlaws

From the minute you said ‘I Do’ you’ve had issues with certain members of your new husband’s family. They’re different than you (you didn’t realize how different until now), they’re strange about how they deal with normal things, they eat their food on the wrong side of their mouth. Right now you are experiencing life …

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10 Animals That’ll Make You Happy You Woke Up Today

There’s something about animals that make even the gloomiest day seem brighter. These animals take that a step farther by being the most adorable you can imagine. Sure, sure, your puppy or kitten is WAY cuter, but until that pooch or cat has done the splits between two flowers, it’s still got a little work on …

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10 Times My Big Purse Defined Me As A Mom…

Becoming a mom is a little like enlisting in the military, then being thrown into combat with little to no training. It’s a war out there, folks, and unless we adapt quickly we’ll be slaughtered. My way of adapting? With every year of my daughters’ life, my purse has grown an entire size. I learned …

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This Reddit User Left Fake Animal Facts At The L.A. Zoo – And They’re Hilarious!

Reddit User Obviousplant knows how to troll. On his (her? Who knows…) recent trip to the L.A. Zoo, Obvi decided to leave some fake Animal Facts for the patrons. And they are hilarious! Take a look! Bear-y funny… Now that’s just ducking hilarious! Damnit, Phillip! You’re making us all look bad. Gibbon a choice, I’d …

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Beware Of People-Pleasing; It’s Not What It Seems…

I love that people depend on me. I mean, it’s one of my favorite things in the world that I’m able to be there for people and help them with their daily, well, whatevers. But, sometimes it stretches me so thin I feel like a rubberband about to pop. It’s like everyone wants everything all at …

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My Daughter Is Annoyingly Arrogant, And I Couldn’t Be More Proud!

Arrogant is a name that has come up to describe my daughter more than once. Relatives, other parents, even teachers. At first I was angry, but now? I hope she embraces it. The other day my daughter walked in from her latest gymnastics practice and told me, “You have to see me do my new backflip and …

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If You’re Eating Kale, You’re Just Punishing Yourself…

So, maybe you like kale. Really. Stop laughing. Okay, no, no one likes kale. It is literally the worst. Not figuratively, literally. Like, if spinach comes down the street and sees kale standing by the stoplight, spinach totally makes fun of kale. But we eat it. We eat it because we think it’s supposed to make us …

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What To Do When Inspiration Finally Hits

No matter what you do, there are going to be times when you struggle to find the inspiration to get it done. Whether you’re a writer, like me, or a mom trying to figure out what to do for a precocious tween’s birthday party, a college student working on a group project, or maybe it’s just …

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This #BestBaldDad Just Got A Tattoo To Show Support For His Cancer-Survivor Son!

Good dads are everywhere. We live in a time where it’s becoming easier for dads to spend time with their kids…more acceptable for them to be vulnerable…playful…loving…and, of course, so supportive that at times we are still completely blown away. That’s exactly what’s happened when it comes to doting dad Josh Marshall. When Josh’s son, …

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When I PMS, It’s Like I Have Multiple Personalities

Seriously, I don’t know how many of you deal with PMS, but for me (and everyone around me), it’s a nightmare. It’s so bad that my roommate went to work today; it was her day off. When I PMS, I never know who I’ll be from one minute to the next. I’m worse than a …

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If You Think Your Doctor Considers You Family, Try Changing Insurance Companies

Dr. O had been my doctor for twenty years. Not just any doctor: my gynecologist. There’s something so much more personal about the doctor who intimately examines our junk as opposed to other doctors. I was his patient within his very first week of opening an office. He was my doctor through the loss of …

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The Queen Wore An Outfit The Same Color As A Green Screen And The Internet Went Nuts

Queen Elizabeth is delightfully pretty in green in her birthday suit, but as many others have discovered the chroma-green coloring is Way easy to manipulate. Remember this weather forecaster? Well, here is Queen Elizabeth in her original outfit… Great, right? Now here she is after the internet had a royal field day with her outfit… …

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Mosquitos Bugging You? Here Are 10 Solutions That Actually Work!

It’s that time of year again…sunny days, splashing in the pool, bar-b-ques with the neighbors, and, of course, mosquitos. It’s like those little jerks know when we’re starting to have a good time and can’t wait to ruin it by sucking the life out of us. Plus, with worries of West Nile Virus, Zika Virus, …

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This Teen’s Mom Thought She Was On Drugs, But The Truth Is Hilarious!

Dallas-area teenager Ashley Banks knows how to have a good time. Unfortunately, as we all know, a good time can get teens into a lot of hot water. That’s why when her mom found a baggie full of capsules in her room, she texted Ashley and demanded she come home immediately to talk. What mom …

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Ranty Rant: Why The Bleep Are Swimsuits So Expensive?!?

So maybe it’s been a while since I’ve bought a swimsuit, but what in the heck happened with the prices? Today I went online to buy my first swimsuit in over ten years and I was expected to pay maybe $30 – $40 for something cute, and beach-worthy…instead, most of the suits ranged from at …

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Fattitude…And Why Your Shaming Won’t Shame Me

Dear Nicole Arbour, Call me fat. Make fun of my size if that makes you feel better as a human being. Feel free to say I smell like sausage, and sweat Crisco and that my broke-down knees made you late in the airport, because I can take it. Nicole, say whatever the damn thing you …

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Mother’s Day For Women Struggling With Fertility…

I never got to full-on be a mom. After years of trying to get pregnant, my first and only pregnancy ended in a miscarriage and after even more years of trying, it never quite worked out. This time of year, especially, is difficult for me. I realize in my heart that Mother’s Day is literally …

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I Tried Waxing Myself And Now I’m Scarred For Life

A few months ago I hired someone to clean my home. Things had gotten a little out of control and I thought if I brought in a professional they could help tame the wilds and bring me back to stasis so that I wasn’t ashamed of the dust bunnies who had taken over my living …

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Confession: I Cry When I’m Angry, And It’s As Annoying As It Sounds

I stood in front of the bank teller waiting for them to explain how it would take ten days to return $300 that they freely admitted was an error on their part and then I was crying. Red, hot, embarrassing tears. Snot. The whole nine yards. My heart was pounding, my face probably very red, …

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The Truth About What Happens When You Sit Most Of The Time

I grew up in a sitting family. We were of the generation who embraced Oprah and Television dinners with great joy. Our family embraced every version of movies from betamax to streaming and even our exercise involved sitting…on stationary bicycles that faced directly toward the television. When I got my first job, it was working as …

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Did You Know That People Who Hang Toilet Paper Under Are Wrong?

Over or under is probably one of the hottest debates in households around the world. Marriages have ended over this debate; empires have fallen. Rumor has it even the president and first lady of the United States have their differing preferences regarding this (no, not really, I’ve heard no such rumor…but wouldn’t that be interesting?). …

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I Was Wrong About Why Target’s Decision Is So Upsetting To People…

I, like a lot of people, heard about Target’s decision to have inclusive bathrooms and thought, about time! But then I saw that more than half a million people are boycotting Target and I was angry that so may people couldn’t understand the true danger and fear trans people (and alternately gendered people – people who …

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Sweet Treat: Strawberry Smoothie & Granola Parfait

I’m trying to eat healthier. Stop laughing, really! I am! But it’s hard…especially with all the delicious sweets that seem to surround me during my most vulnerable times. It’s okay, though, because I’m going to plan ahead with this super delicious Strawberry Smoothie & Granola Parfait! Strawberries are so great for you with all that …

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This Snowboarder In Japan Was Chased By A Bear!

Okay, or possibly not. So I’ve watched this video of Kelly Murphy being chased by a bear over and over again and I’m still not completely convinced it’s real…here’s the video: Now, first glance definitely makes it look very real, right? But we’ve seen videos like this before. Remember that person on the bike being …

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How To Dance Your Way Out Of Awkward Situations, According To DWTS

I am the queen of awkward. I go in for a hug when others go in for handshakes all the time. And if someone tries to fist bump me, chances are I’m going to shake their fist. It’s rough. But luckily, thanks to Nyle DiMarco and Peta Murgatroyd from Dancing With The Stars, I’ve now …

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Starbucks Is In Hot Water After A Barista Wrote THIS On One Of The Cups

Imagine the mid-morning slump hits and you go to your local Starbucks to get your favorite quick pick-me-up, only to find a snarky message written on the cup. That’s exactly what happened to a man in St. Augustine Florida this past week. A @Starbucks customer tells me he’s hurt by the message he received on his …

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Forget About Boxers Or Briefs, THIS Is What I Don’t Understand…

What’s the deal with thongs? Seriously, I need help with this one because I’m just not finding the purpose behind them…not even a little. I have about 87 reasons why I don’t wear them, but I’m really curious about you women who do. My roommate wears them. She says it’s to avoid panty lines. Know …

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Part Of Me Still Wants To Show Off A Rockin’ “After” Bod To The Bullies I Went To School With…

As a teenager one of my biggest obsessions were those afternoon talk shows. Ricky, Maury, and Oprah were my besties, and my favorite shows were the big reveal shows: the ones where someone who used to be an ugly duckling came on and surprised some creep-o they went to high school with by showing what …

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Dating Deal Breaker: THIS Is Why I Prefer Book Boyfriends…

If you’re offended by romance novels, we should probably not date. Recently I started talking to this guy who was all sorts of excited to find out I was a published author…right up until he found out I write romance. “Oh,” he said. “No offense but I would never read that crap.” So let’s set …

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20 April Showers Crafts for Kids

It’s raining, it’s pouring, your kids think life is boring, these crafts are fun, we’re all-for-one, we call this #ParentScoring! Seriously, though, after this super snowy winter these 20 April Showers Crafts for Kids might be just what you need for the rainy days to come. Have fun! 20 April Showers Crafts for Kids: 1. …

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I didn’t get to spend Easter with my Family

I didn’t get to spend Easter with my family, and it was more emotional than I ever thought it would be. Every holiday I find myself dreading going to family events. They’re crowded and being the only single, childless person there puts me in this ‘odd man out’ place that somehow feels worse Because I’m …

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These 12 Body Positive Quotes Will Redefine How You See Yourself

But just remember: every sixty seconds you spend hating the way you look is a minute of love you’ll never get back. These quotes will help you reexamine how you feel about yourself, your body, and the love you deserve…because trust me – you deserve ALL the love.

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When Your ‘Honey-Do’ List Never Gets Done…

I have a desk in the middle of my bedroom. Not a desk…a half built desk. There are boards piled on top of my nightstand, screwdrivers and a hammer laying next to the bed, and the screws have been scattered around a little by the kittens. The desk was supposed to take two hours to …

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The Easiest Way To Extend Your Phone’s Battery

I never understood how some people’s phones lasted all day, but I had to charge mine at least two or three times. I mean, I always closed all my apps, made sure any excess notifications were turned off, checked to see if I’d uploaded all photos and videos to my laptop so that I didn’t …

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If We Talked About Cancer The Same Way We Talk About Depression…

I’ve struggled with major depression my entire life, but if you met me you’d never know. The reason you’d never know is after an arduous period of trials and tribulations, I found a depression medication that works well with my brain chemistry and does a fantastic job of letting me live a happy, healthy life …

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How I Became An Accidental Animal Hoarder

A couple of years ago I spent about two weeks laid up in the hospital and became completely obsessed with the show Hoarders. It’s one of the most disturbing and mesmerizing shows on television and all I could think at the time was, “I might be super sick, but at least my bathroom doesn’t look like …

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If You Want To Walk Off A Cliff, Be My Guest!

So I’ve always been someone who looks out for other people, especially people I care about. But lately, I’ve been greeted with a heck of a lot of ingratitude when it comes to things my friends have told me. It’s not that I’m trying to run their lives, or tell them what to do, but …

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Forget About The White/Gold/Blue/Black Dress…Seriously, What Color Is This Jacket!?!

It’s been a year since the world was taken by storm by DRESSGATE – 2015. NOW…the big controversy is over a JACKET that no one can stop talking about. Seriously what color IS this thing?!?! I see blue and white, but people on Tumblr are seeing black and brown. Tell us what YOU think below!! …

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The 10 Things I Fear Most About ‘FULLER HOUSE’

The FULL HOUSE reunion show FULLER HOUSE starts today, and while this is the reboot I’ve been waiting my entire adult life for, I’m actually a bit nervous. I mean, this show was great in part because we lived in a more innocent time. TV is different now. Full House came to us before the …

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BiriBiri Washi Is The New Adult Coloring…And You’re Going To LOVE IT!

I’m always looking for new crafting fads (or new to me), and when I heard about BiriBiri Washi I knew I wanted to see what it was all about. Never heard of it before? Basically, you’ve got this special Japanese paper made from tree bark, and it’s already been dyed in gorgeous colors and patterns. …

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Eww! I Never Knew THIS About My Toothbrush!

I live in a bubble. I will admit it freely, and happily, and for the most part I really really love not having it popped and here’s why: every time my bubble is popped, I find out something horrifying about life that I really wish I NEVER knew. Tonight, it was about toothbrushes. More to …

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You’re Not A Rug! How To Keep Frenemies From Walking All Over You

I don’t know how it started, but I became frenemies with one of the women in my mommy group. It’s like one day we were actual friends, or at least acquaintances, then the next (or weeks later, who knows?)…not so much. She never comes out and says anything truly mean, but it’s like she knows …

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Why Online Mommy Trolls Are The Meanest Of ALL The Trolls

So we all know about cyber trolls…bullies who wander the web looking for people to mess with. Well, there’s a breed that I hadn’t thought about until recently, and they are the worst of the worst. See, while normal trolls flit from post to post leaving mean comments for all to read, mommy trolls up …

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You Won’t BELIEVE What This Happy Meal Looks Like Six Years Later…

Jennifer Lovdahl of Anchorage Alaska bought a Happy Meal six years ago and stored it in her office to keep on hand to show her medical patients what the preservatives and processing of the food does to it…and the results are disturbing to say the least. In fact, after six years, it’s hard to tell …

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Punch Up The Second Quarter With This Altos Blanco & Tackle Punch

All the action and drama of the first quarter won’t prepare you for that second quarter punch. Both teams lined up, determined to win, grit and iron running through their veins. They know halftime is around the corner, and you know you’ll need to keep the fans at your Super Bowl party refreshed and ready …

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