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Mary Duncanson

Mary Malcolm is an author, blogger, and overall swell gal. She's got enough snark to fill a football stadium, but that's probably just because she's out of coffee again. Have something that's pushing your buttons? Send Mary a message and maybe she'll write about it on the site!

Apparently Thor Has A Roommate…And They’re Having Adjustment Issues

So I don’t know if you ever knew this, but Thor had a roommate. Yeah. During Captain America 3 Thor decided to take a vacation and moved in with a guy in Australia named Darryl. Take a look! Well, it’s been a while now and apparently living with a God isn’t as easy as we’d …

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This Is Like Watching ‘Tremors’, IRL, And It’s Terrifying!

I had no idea the movie Tremors was based on an actual animal. But now that I know, I’m freaking out a bit. This thing is horrifying! And I might never step in the water again. Here’s the thing: I always thought Tremors was a campy, goofy little slightly horrorish flick and nothing more. But …

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Kahlua Fudge Frosting – Because We Can’t Pick Our Families

This Kahlua Fudge Frosting is nature’s answer to, “What do I do if I can’t find a boyfriend before the holidays??” Find it hard to deal with relatives? Make this frosting. Grandma wants to set you up with her dentist’s son? Make this frosting. Your sister just gave birth to adorable twins who sleep all night …

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Emma Watson Falls For Beastly Lord Voldemort; Harry Potter Fans Will Flip

I can not wait for Beauty and the Beast to come out. Like, I’d be waiting in line outside the theater for opening night if it weren’t cold outside. And because I’m so excited, I’ve been searching out every single video I can find online that hints to what might happen or how it might …

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For Valentine’s Day Burger King Is Selling ‘Adult Meals’ With ‘Adult Toys’!!

Maybe it’s all the 50 Shades Darker hoopla, or maybe the naughtiness of the holiday, I’m not sure…but Burger King is offering an ‘adults only meal WITH adult toys’ for Valentine’s Day. Talk about Burger Kink! These meals, for 18+ only, and only after dark, come with two burgers, two drinks, two fries, and either …

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This ‘Ring’ Store Prank Is Horrifyingly Hilarious!

Not gonna lie, The Ring scared the living bejeezus out of me. Like, more than scared. Like, I might have had a bit of a complex about the television after. So the new movie Rings is coming out, and to advertise it they decided to pull a store prank where the character from The Ring …

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If Little Mermaid Was Directed By Sofia Coppola…

Sofia Coppola has a…style…and I guess I didn’t even realize that until I saw this fake promo for a fake movie and was like, “I WANT TO SEE THAT!” Okay, yeah, so Sofia Coppola might have a style I like. And it’s crazy and weird and seeing The Little Mermaid in that style is crazy …

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I Just Watched A Woman Give Birth…To A Doll…

The internet is weird. I know it, you know it, it just is. And while most of the time we can choose which part of the internet we end up in, sometimes we stumble onto things we just…can’t unsee. Like, earlier today I was trucking along on YouTube, watching cute little animal videos and loving …

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If We’re Honest, THIS Is What ‘The Princess Bride’ Was Really About…

The Princess Bride is by and far the best movie to have ever been made, ever. When I was a teenager, I had the entire movie from the opening sound of “Take Me Out To The Ballgame” all the way to the ending song “Storybook Love” memorized. Every word, every pause, every single bit of …

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Farewell, Mr. President. You’ll Be Missed, But Never Forgotten!

President of the United States is a job I would never want. It’s a responsibility I would never wish on anyone and definitely not an office to be taken lightly. Still, President Barack Obama handled it with a grace and dignity and sense of humor that I don’t think anyone could have anticipated. The sense …

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Ed Sheeran Sings ‘The Fresh Prince’ Theme Song, And It Is Awesome!

Ed Sheeran is one of my favorite singers out there. But it isn’t just his songs that are so amazing, it’s him. He’s probably my favorite ginger on the planet. Favorite. And that’s saying a lot, ’cause I know a lot of red-heads. But, I digress. So recently Eddie (as I like to call him) …

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Kristen Wiig and Steve Carell Share Hilariously Weird Memories Of Their First Animated Movies…

When it comes to childhood memories, some are great  – like those times you got an extra gumball out of the machine, and some are not so great – like those times your hamster kept getting stuck in the couch and no one could find him. For most, the first animated movie they went to …

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To The People Freaking Out Over Male Circumcision: Get Over It

Dear Freaker-Outers: Honestly, I’m not sure if I should even go on talking to y’all, because you’ve already decided to hate what I have to say and you’re planning ways to tell me I’m evil. So for you – move on. Seriously. Just go read another article or something. Here’s a picture of a rollerblading penis …

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The Walking Dead: A Recap As Told By John Cleese

If you’ve not been living under a rock, you know that The Walking Dead is coming back on tonight. And chances are, you’ve seen all the episodes in all the season and you’re just waiting anxiously to see who Negan picks for batting practice. But, even with all you know about TWD, and everything you …

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You’ve NEVER Seen A Dance Like THIS Before! Just Wait Until The Towel Falls Away!

I love dance videos. I’ve watched every season of So You Think You Can Dance, and even though I don’t love it as much, every season of Dancing With The Stars. I always watch America’s Got Talent, because I know there’s going to be some amazing dancers on there, too, but of ALL those shows …

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Poltergeist Pushes Stroller Down The Stairs, Spooky AF!

I love being scared. Every fall, instead of lining up for my pumpkin-spiced whatever, I’m always the first one in line at the haunted houses. I’ve been to them all. Still, they’re fake. I get that they’re fake. I’m cool with them being fake. Horror movies? Count me in! Blood, gore, crazy possessed people chasing …

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5 Ways To Drive Yourself Crazy Super Duper Fast

We overachievers like to be the best at everything. As a result, we’re also the best at driving ourselves crazy, like, super duper fast. I’m not talking normal person speeds of maybe overreaching a little on our schedules…I’m talking full on, sobbing in the closet, eating ice cream out of the carton break-downs. Now, maybe …

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Dino-Bites Snack Packs + A Free Printable

Sometimes as a parent, it’s easy to feel stretched thin. Everyone always wants something and at the very last minute you find out that you’re supposed to bring the snacks for movie day at preschool tomorrow. Ahhh. Not that I’ve been there. Really. *eye twitch* Well, folks, help is on the way! These Dino-Bites Snack …

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30 Refreshingly Fruity Summer Drink Recipes

Nothing says summer quite like condensation dripping off an ice cold glass and a delicious drink to cool down with on those hot, sticky days. We love the sun, the outdoors, the picnics, and nights spent out on the porch and these 30 Refreshingly Fruity Summer Drink Recipes are the perfect blend of delicious and naught to …

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Why I Have Trouble Sleeping Every Single Night

Insomnia is no joke. Like, sure, I’m sure there are funny insomnia jokes out there, like, “I never get tired of telling insomnia jokes…” Think about it. Thiiiink about it. Seriously though, here is the true and 100% fact-filled reason Why I Have Trouble Sleeping Every Single Night. Me, all day, every day: I. Need. …

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Gluten Free Chicken Sausage Corndog

With kids getting out of school soon, I’m looking forward to all the summer slumber parties and the fun we’ll be having. Part of the fun of slumber parties is having great food for the kids to enjoy, so I planning on serving up these delicious, gluten-free Chicken Sausage Corndogs. What’s awesome about these is …

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25 Marvelous Avengers Foods and Crafts

An old prophecy stated, “The geeks shall rise up and inherit the earth.” Many of us didn’t believe it…until Joss Whedon drifted down from the heavens and bestowed upon the world…The Avengers Franchise. Legend says, the clouds opened up that day and a single hawk let out a streaking cry as it soared high above the earth …

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21 Tina Belcher Quotes that Prove She Really Gets You.

Tina Belcher is the oldest daughter in the Fox animated series Bob’s Burgers and she is WISE beyond her years. These 21 Tina Belcher quotes will prove that she gets you. Like, Really gets you. And me. And the bare essence of what it means to be a woman and living in this world. Because, …

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25 Must Have Picnic Recipes

Summertime is built for picnics and these 25 Must Have Picnic Recipes will become your new picnic favorites. Sure, you probably usually pack sandwiches, and chips, soda, things like that…but have you ever tried packing muffuletta? Or how about  cheesecake in a jar, or maybe even (if you’re really wanting those sandwiches) the easiest quick …

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Everyone’s Favorite Pepper Steak Stir Fry

Growing up in my family, there were a few foods that were mandatory weekly staples in our kitchen. Like every good Midwestern family, we had spaghetti, chicken pie, and pepper steak every single week. Can anyone relate? The ingredients for each dish were always included on our weekly grocery list. There was one recipe, however …

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Minecraft Creeper Chocolate Candy

Kids LOVE Minecraft…and they will LOVE you when you make this Minecraft Creeper Chocolate Candy. Whether for a Minecraft-themed party, or just an afternoon snack this treat is delicious and easy to make. Want more Minecraft fun? Check out these 30 Awesome & Easy Minecraft Party Ideas. Enjoy! What You Need To Make Minecraft Creeper …

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Cinderella Glass Slipper Candy

Bippity Boppity Boo, this Cinderella Glass Slipper candy is just for you! No fairy godmother or royal prince necessary when it comes to these delicious and absolutely adorable chocolate slippers. Any princess would be ecstatic to see these at her party, or as a topper on a cupcake made just for her. And don’t worry about jealous stepsisters…these glass …

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650+ Other Uses For Household Products

Call this the mega list. The big shebang. The whole enchilada, hold the nothing. From borax to baking soda, vodka to vinegar we’re bringing you 650+ Other Uses For Household Products. Strap-on your juice box ’cause this list is about to get REAL. 650+ Other Uses For Household Products Have you been making your own laundry soap? …

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How I’m Becoming a Shinier, Happier Version of Me

This shop has been compensated by Collective Bias, Inc. and its advertiser. All opinions are mine alone. #OutshineSnacks #CollectiveBias This is it. My year. The year I embrace the F-Word and make it my own. That’s right, I’m talking about fitness and how this year I WILL become a shinier, happier version of me. One …

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20 Perfect Gifts for Graduating Seniors

This year I’ll be celebrating my twenty year high school reunion in the same month that my oldest nephew is graduating from high school. Talk about an emotional double-whammy! With both of those events in mind, I decided to write up a list of ‘twenty’ perfect gifts for graduates. Part of these are from my own memories …

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Watch The Weight Melt Off With This One Easy Dieting Trick!

I feel as if my whole life has been a dieting journey. As a little girl, I never lost the baby fat (my mom is such a liar!), and being a bookworm certainly didn’t help me lose anything through high school or college. Pretty soon life started and somehow I just never figured out that …

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Mini Chocolate Chip Pretzel Donuts

Sometimes you just need a little chocolate to make it through the day. These Mini Chocolate Chip Pretzel Donuts definitely help. Drizzle on the sweet chocolate glaze, pour yourself a nice big cup of coffee, and settle in with a new book. Whoever needs you now can wait. Unless they’re bringing more chocolate – at which point all …

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Shocking Video Shows Doctor Brutalized By Security, Dragged Off Overbooked Flight

We know airlines overbook. It’s their practice. It’s wrong in every way and annoying AF but they do it. So what happens when they’re overbooked and they have to get their own employees to the next connection? Apparently brutal and forceable removal from the flight. Take a look! Classic @United overbook #flight3411 and decided to …

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5 Super Cute Kitchen and Pantry Printables

These 5 Super Cute Kitchen and Pantry Printables are a great aid in food planning and kitchen organization. This collection includes five types of labels that are helpful in all different stages of organization. Happy Printing! Many of us would like to lead healthier lives. If we could only resist sugar and be disciplined about our …

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Bring On Summer With These Lime Muddy Buddy Treats

Lime Muddy Buddies are one of my new favorite obsessions! These easy-to-make snacks are great to keep on hand for a tasty treat any time of year, but they simply scream SUMMER IS HERE! So, what are Muddy Buddies? They are simply just Chex cereal which has been coated with a combination of chocolate, powdered …

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Strawberry Spinach Salad with Caramelized Bacon Vinaigrette

If you want healthy with a side of naughty, this Strawberry Spinach Salad with Caramelized Bacon Vinaigrette will rock your world. Fresh ingredients with a drizzle of sweet, salty bacon vinaigrette? Ah, yes please! What You Need To Make Strawberry Spinach Salad with Caramelized Bacon Vinaigrette: 1 bag baby spinach, washed 1 cup sliced strawberries …

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10 Insect Crafts for Kids

They’re creepy, they’re crawly, and their handprint Mother’s Day cards always make us tear up. Just kidding, but really, what is it about kids and insects? I’m not sure, but what I do know is that these 10 Insect Crafts for Kids will worm their way into your heart. Seriously, you’ll be bugged by how …

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Vegan Red Cabbage, Orange, and Walnut Salad

Do me a favor…find a sitter, send your significant other to play with their friends, and make this Vegan Red Cabbage, Orange, and Walnut Salad for yourself…it’s delicious, nutritious, and the fresh flavors will remind you why it’s so important to take care of you, too. You deserve some down time. You deserve to treat …

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36 Decadent Dessert Recipes You Have To Eat Right Now

You have to make these decadent dessert recipes right now. All sorts of things will happen if you don’t. 36 Decadent Dessert Recipes You Have To Make Right Now You should make this recipe for Decadent Chocolate Rice Krispie Chrunch Cake or you’ll grow ten new chin hairs next week. It’s your choice, your in-laws will come live with you …

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Roasted Honey and Tabasco Bacon Brussels Sprouts

You only think you hate Brussels Sprouts. This Roasted Honey and Tabasco Bacon Brussels Sprouts recipe is here to prove you wrong. I used to swear, vehemently swear, that I hated Brussels Sprouts. Not even kidding. It was the kind of hatred usually reserved for ex-spouses, or those days where you run into your perfect …

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Gluten Free Quiche Muffins

These Gluten Free Quiche Muffins are the savory, delicious answer to the gluten-free question you didn’t know you were asking! Seriously, they’re that good. To Make Gluten Free Quiche Muffins You Need: 9 large eggs 2/3 cup heavy cream 1/3 cup whole milk 3 tbsp fresh herbs (your choice, though basil or parsley have always been my …

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Grilled Cheese Caprese

Just because your kids want boring, crustless grilled cheese doesn’t mean you can’t play with your food! The following recipe for Grilled Cheese Caprese is Grilled Cheese done RIGHT! To Make Grilled Cheese Caprese You Need: 4 slices of bread (Italian is delicious with this!) 4 slices of mozzarella 1 tomato 1 bunch fresh basil olive …

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The Stress Of Being The ‘Go To’ Gal

I love that people depend on me. I mean, it’s one of my favorite things in the world that I’m able to be there for people and help them with their daily, well, whatevers. But, sometimes it stretches me so thin I feel like a rubberband about to pop. It’s like everyone wants everything all at …

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