Can you eat glitter? The short answer is no, but you can eat edible glitter But just what does edible glitter mean? Edible glitter is an actual Continue Reading
About Sally
My Love Is A Bonus Taco
My husband and I don’t really do lovey gifts. Valentine’s, anniversary, whatever. He doesn’t care if he gets a gift on Valentine’s Day. I used Continue Reading
You Need To Start Halloween Shopping Before You Miss Your Chance!
It’s the end of Summer now. Time to wake up early, shove those kiddos into their brand new clothes and hand them their backpacks full of glue sticks Continue Reading
Because Of IVF Treatments, I Had A FOUR-Week-Long Period
It’s no secret. I’m trying to get pregnant. I mean, it’s not like I talk about it incessantly, but I will NOT be guilted by grandmothers for not Continue Reading
Surviving An IVF Miscarriage: My Only Month With A.J.
Last June I had a miscarriage. It was a quiet thing which made it all the more dreadful. Something so wretched as losing a very VERY wanted pregnancy Continue Reading
3 Reasons You Should Go Out And Rainbowfy Your Hair TODAY!
I’ve always wanted rainbow hair. You can blame Lady Lovely Locks, or really pretty much any 80’s cartoon geared towards girls. Every one of those Continue Reading
Procrastination Is That Friend That You Hate To See But Love To Party With
I’ve got so much stuff to do. I should be working on my manuscript, working on my pitch for said manuscript for an upcoming writer's conference, Continue Reading
Just How Magical IS The Starbucks Unicorn Frap?
The first time I saw a photo of the pink and blue tie-dyed drink on Facebook, even though it was a few days late, I thought it was an April Fool's day Continue Reading
LuLaRoe Life Balance: Keeping My Closet Happy Without Making My Wallet Cry
A few weeks ago I had no idea what LuLaRoe was. Despite the fact that there have been several articles about the fashion line have been posted on this Continue Reading
If You Don’t Like Peeps, We Can’t Be Friends
Peeps. Everyone has an opinion on Peeps. There has never been a more controversial topic around the family Easter table that has resulted in so much Continue Reading
My Fake Nails Can’t Scratch Sh*t
My brother got married last weekend. I’m so happy for him! His new wife is super cool! I was my brother’s Best Grooms-Lady so I had to look snazzy. Continue Reading
That Time I Ate Bugs To Get The Taste Of Foot Out Of My Mouth
A few months ago my brother, J.J., and I visited my Dad’s house. Dad needed some help with a few things around the house and that called for some Continue Reading
The History Of Krampus’s Gal-Pal, Frau Perchta: The Belly-Slitter
In the last few years Santa Claus’ darker half, Krampus, has enjoyed a resurgence in popularity. The delightful half goat, half demon punishes where Continue Reading
Last Minute Gift Ideas: DIY T-Shirt Shadowbox
If you're like me, you've probably forgotten to get someone a gift. It can be hard to be thoughtful when you're scrambling at the last minute to put Continue Reading
Remembering Christmases Past And Missing My Family…
When I was a little kid, my Christmases were fairly predictable. My brother and I would fall asleep on Christmas Eve somewhere after 1 AM (we were, of Continue Reading
White Elephant Gift Exchanges And Why We Suck At Them
We all have groups of friends, co-workers, or other random people who want to give us presents at Christmas. Love ‘em or hate ‘em, ‘tis the season for Continue Reading
The 12 Baking Tips Of Christmas
Whether you are a seasoned chef or a backseat baker with a thousand viewing hours of Chopped, there are lots of little tips and tricks to getting the Continue Reading
What To Get For The Hoarder Who Has Everything
My family has a tendency to over-do Christmas. My Mom especially liked to give everyone lots of presents. It’s how she showed her love and it’s how I Continue Reading
Premature Christmas Decorating Killed My Christmas Spirit
The day after Halloween my coworker put up her Christmas tree. I was like, “Ha ha, what a weirdo.” In my head. I’m not an asshole. Then another Continue Reading
The Butterfly Effect Of Bad Handwriting
While perusing Reddit the other day I came across a post asking “What is one seemingly inconsequential decision have you made that changed your life?” Continue Reading
3 Things You Should Throw Away NOW!
We all have those things that we accumulate that we will use some day. Sure it’s been in the back of the closet for 5 years, but you will definitely Continue Reading
3 Everyday Horrors That Will Never Get Their Own Movie
October is here, and with the crisp weather and the promise of Halloween on the wind comes the traditional horror movie marathons. We watch in giddy Continue Reading
My Husband Isn’t a Baby When He’s Sick. He’s In Denial.
I suppose I’d always imagined that if I ever made a late night trip to purchase a humidifier it would be as a last ditch effort to comfort a sick kid. Continue Reading
6 Tips For Halloween Humbug Homeowners
Kids suck. I get it. If you’re lucky you might only have to yell at them to get off your lawn once or twice a year. But when October 31st rolls around Continue Reading
7 Survival Tips For Winning Halloween
Halloween is my jam. My favorite childhood TV shows had me convinced that I needed to live in the Addams family’s house and have Beetlejuice as a best Continue Reading
In Defense Of Squirrel Girl, The Internet Is Nuts
I recently ran across an article about Anna Kendrick as Squirrel Girl. Obviously I had to click on it because the only thing more awesome than Anna Continue Reading
IVF Protips From The Trenches
Look, I know most people won’t ever need IVF. I certainly thought I wouldn’t. If there is one thing that human beings are really good at it’s making Continue Reading
When You Refuse To Pick Up After Them, Sometimes You End Up With Living Room Chicken
I had a couple of college roommates in my time. My first roommate had been a good friend of mine. I’d known her since elementary school although we Continue Reading
Feeling Old in Your Thirties
It sucks feeling old in my thirties. Before those of you who have made it past level 32 of this crazy game called “Life” want to write me off as a Continue Reading
6 Things I THOUGHT I Knew About IVF
When my husband and I embarked on our IVF odyssey, I thought I was ready for the emotional roller coaster I was about to strap myself into. Ha. Ha Continue Reading