I have a daughter and she’s perfect. She does all the right things. She is obedient. She is mindful and kind. She plays nicely with …

Over the last few weeks I’ve become a mostly stay-at-home-dad. I’ve been working two, maybe three days a week while my wife is crushing it …

Excuse me a second while I take some medicine and blow my nose. I don’t know where you live, but it’s cold season here. It’s …

Raising a child is a darn frightening experience. Moms, have you even seen what those things look like coming out? Of course you haven’t. You’re …

Any true craftsman will say, “Measure twice, cut once.” But if you’re like me it’s more like, “Close your eyes and hope you don’t lose …

If you’re a stay-at-home mom, I’m probably not going to tell you anything new, but being a stay-at-home mom can suck. Don’t get wrong, tending …

I was thinking about Milo Yiannopoulos the other day. If you don’t know who Milo is, that’s okay. It’s not important. But what you should …

When I was a kid, my dad scared me like nothing else. Grown-ups might as well have been gods for all the unquestionable authority they …

Sexy. Virile. Bold. Your husband can be all these things and more. This summer, while other men are wearing yucky, rugged jeans to work on …

Happy Mother’s Day, everyone! I want to wish a wonderful day to all the moms out there either through biology, or adoption, or if you’re …

My daughter is an incredible kid. You’ll find more 1st place trophies in her room than measles outbreaks in Minnesota. She loves to camp and …

I don’t know about you, but I think trends are awesome. If it wasn’t for trends, how would be know what to like and how …

We all have that friend who can’t cook even a simple meal. None of us are perfect, we all fall short. Heck, I don’t know …

Quick! Picture someone with autism! I’ve got a whole dollar that says you pictured a cherub faced, 10 year old white kid with blonde hair …

“He ran head-first through a crowded parking lot. Terrible Twos? Am I right?” “It’s okay if he had a meltdown during his baseball game and …

The other day January Jones did an interview in Red where she talked about being a single mom. I wouldn’t normally have given this piece …

A friend of mine sent me a link about how creepy an author found Daddy-Daughter Dances and Daddy-Daughter Date Nights. The author wrote that the …

You can’t step outside without cringing at the desperate weeping in the streets. I look around and all I see are a bunch of children …

America, we’ve got a big problem. I know I say that a lot, but this time the problem actually affects me. We’ve got a dirty …

Dear White People, this last year was pretty rough, but I hope that we can duck our heads and briskly walk away like we do …

Remember when gender used to be simple? If you were a boy, you hated girls. If you were a girl, you hated boys. Our kids …

You might not know this, but blogs aren’t always written in order. You might get a kick butt Arbor Day blog idea, but Bastille Day …

The Holidays are here and it’s a great time of the year. I love the music and lights. I love shopping. I love the food. …

Well, the election is finally over and while America is still snuffing out the flames from the riotous dumpster fires in our major U.S. cities, …

All right, guys. I’ve gotten onto you before, but you’re still screwing it up. You know how I know? Because I have to read about …

Not long ago my wife raised my awareness to the depressing world of Mommy Wars. Mommy Wars are the eternal battles of bored women trying …

Halloween is almost here. Kids are anticipating the coming sugar binge. Devil worshiping teenagers are stocking up on black cats. The inflatable décor industry, or …

Everybody lies to you when you’re a kid. Doesn’t matter if it’s “Santa Claus is coming” or “this medicine tastes good”, or even “you can …

Recent polls have suggested that at least one baby is born every day, so if you are a brand new parent, keep on reading, this …

Today is Denver Go Topless Day, or Denver Millennials Have No Real Problems So They Make Up Their Own Day. I agree that Denver could …

I’ve written before about how easy it is to be a wonderful dad. To be a wonderful dad, all you have to do is just …

Over the summer, my family took a road trip. Seven hours of confinement with three other people who would rather be anywhere else. It’s a …

Ladies, you know I’ve raked our men-folk over the coals in a blog or two. I guess you all liked that because it gets shared …

You know what Pokemon Go is, right? Of course, you do. You have a phone and a pulse. We at Totally The Bomb happen to …

It’s no secret that most women don’t like each other. Scientist have known for well over a year that hair pulling releases hormones vital to …

Like a lot of families, my dad was the “bread-winner”. He worked days, nights, weekends, holidays. The guy nearly killed himself because of all the …

I’ve got to say, men, we’ve really let ourselves go. We’re like that significant other who kept it tight for the first year then tossed …

My daughter is packing for her very first summer camp. She’s 7 years old and has absolutely no use for her mother or me anymore. …

It’s easy to be a good dad. Don’t let anyone tell you differently. All you have to do is show up. 90% of being a …

If you are a strong-willed, articulate parent like I am, you’ll no doubt agree that cowardice is for dummy-stupidheads. Don’t get me wrong, if you’re …