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About Nik Holman
I Never Expected Being A Stay-At-Home-Parent Would Be So Lonely…
Over the last few weeks I’ve become a mostly stay-at-home-dad. I’ve been working two, maybe three days a week while my wife is crushing it in her new, Continue Reading
I Have A Cold And Why You Don’t Care
Excuse me a second while I take some medicine and blow my nose. I don’t know where you live, but it’s cold season here. It’s that season where you Continue Reading
3 Creepy Things My Kids Have Done That Are NOT Okay!
Raising a child is a darn frightening experience. Moms, have you even seen what those things look like coming out? Of course you haven’t. You’re up Continue Reading
Keeping The Earth Alive And Your Yard Undead: Upcycled Halloween Decorations
Any true craftsman will say, “Measure twice, cut once.” But if you’re like me it’s more like, “Close your eyes and hope you don’t lose a thumb.” It’s Continue Reading
There Are Not Enough Hours In The Day For This Stay-At-Home Dad
If you’re a stay-at-home mom, I’m probably not going to tell you anything new, but being a stay-at-home mom can suck. Don’t get wrong, tending to home Continue Reading
Know Who Cares About Your Life Choices? Not This Guy!
I was thinking about Milo Yiannopoulos the other day. If you don’t know who Milo is, that’s okay. It’s not important. But what you should know, at Continue Reading
I’m A Grown-Up, But I Don’t Feel Like One
When I was a kid, my dad scared me shitless. Grown-ups might as well have been gods for all the unquestionable authority they held. Parents, teachers, Continue Reading
The Man Romper, Er, Romphim Is Here And Women Everywhere Should Rejoice!
Sexy. Virile. Bold. Your husband can be all these things and more. This summer, while other men are wearing yucky, rugged jeans to work on Continue Reading
Your Dog Doesn’t Count On Mother’s Day And Other Truths
Happy Mother’s Day, everyone! I want to wish a wonderful day to all the moms out there either through biology, or adoption, or if you’re a step-mom, Continue Reading
My Daughter Is A Fearless Princess And That’s Great
My daughter is an incredible kid. You’ll find more 1st place trophies in her room than measles outbreaks in Minnesota. She loves to camp and she plays Continue Reading
Four, Er, Three Trends That Need To Die
I don’t know about you, but I think trends are awesome. If it wasn’t for trends, how would be know what to like and how to feel about things? Trends Continue Reading
The Joys Of Teaching My Autistic Son To Cook
We all have that friend who can’t cook even a simple meal. None of us are perfect, we all fall short. Heck, I don’t know how to ride a bike. But guess Continue Reading
Autism Doesn’t Get Younger
Quick! Picture someone with autism! I’ve got a whole dollar that says you pictured a cherub faced, 10 year old white kid with blonde hair and Continue Reading
So Your Child Has Autism And You Have Denial
“He ran head-first through a crowded parking lot. Terrible Twos? Am I right?” “It’s okay if he had a meltdown during his baseball game and had to Continue Reading
January Jones Is Okay Being A Single Mom And I’m Not Okay With That
The other day January Jones did an interview in Red where she talked about being a single mom. I wouldn’t normally have given this piece a second Continue Reading
Daddy-Daughter Dates And Why They’re Essential
A friend of mine sent me a link about how creepy an author found Daddy-Daughter Dances and Daddy-Daughter Date Nights. The author wrote that the whole Continue Reading
I Have No Problem With Beating My Kids
You can’t step outside without cringing at the desperate weeping in the streets. I look around and all I see are a bunch of children who can’t believe Continue Reading
When You Sniff Your Kids Clothes To See What’s Still Clean, And Then Find Poo…
America, we’ve got a big problem. I know I say that a lot, but this time the problem actually affects me. We’ve got a dirty clothes epidemic. This Continue Reading
Dear White People…
Hi, White People: 2016 was pretty rough, but I hope that we can duck our heads and briskly walk away like we do every time homeless people ask us for Continue Reading
I Feel Like The Politically Correct, Gender Neutral World Is Trying To Steal My Manhood
Remember when gender used to be simple? If you were a boy, you hated girls. If you were a girl, you hated boys. Our kids will never know the Continue Reading
It’s Okay To Not Hate Your Weird Relatives This Christmas
You might not know this, but blogs aren’t always written in order. You might get a kick ass Arbor Day blog idea, but Bastille Day is just around the Continue Reading
If You’re Planning To Shop On Thanksgiving, You Suck
The Holidays are here and it’s a great time of the year. I love the music and lights. I love shopping. I love the food. I love the food way too much. Continue Reading
3 Fun Ways I’m Judging You!
Well, the election is finally over and while America is still snuffing out the flames from the riotous dumpster fires in our major U.S. cities, maybe Continue Reading
A Man’s Guide To Manly Things: Part Two
All right, guys. I’ve gotten onto you before, but you’re still screwing it up. You know how I know? Because I have to read about it all over Facebook Continue Reading
It’s Not Just Moms, Dad War Is Real!
Not long ago my wife raised my awareness to the depressing world of Mommy Wars. Mommy Wars are the eternal battles of bored women trying to be the Continue Reading
Why I Love Jesus And Worship The Devil
Halloween is almost here. Kids are anticipating the coming sugar binge. Devil worshiping teenagers are stocking up on black cats. The inflatable décor Continue Reading
4 Lies Not Worth Believing
Everybody lies to you when you’re a kid. Doesn’t matter if it’s “Santa Claus is coming” or “this medicine tastes good”, or even “you can be whatever Continue Reading
Confession: I Didn’t Like My Baby!
Recent polls have suggested that at least one baby is born every day, so if you are a brand new parent, keep on reading, this is for you. If you are Continue Reading
If It’s Bad For Our Sons, Why Isn’t It Bad For Our Daughters?
Today is Denver Go Topless Day, or Denver Millennials Have No Real Problems So They Make Up Their Own Day. I agree that Denver could have made a Continue Reading