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5 Reasons To NOT Vaccinate Your Kids

Heavy Handed Advice

People shouldn't have to vaccinate their kids. In fact, parents absolutely know what's best for their kids in every situation, which is why you've never heard of a mom calling a doctor at two AM because her child has a fever. Moms automatically know exactly what to do. They know better than anyone what their child needs or doesn't need. That's why the vaccination debate is so ridiculous to me...because moms inherently know more than everyone. Which brings me to this... 5 Reasons To NOT Vaccinate Your Kids. When a woman conceives a child, the entirety of human knowledge is written Keep Reading >>>

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33 Slow Cooker Breakfast Recipes

Breakfast Is The Most Important Meal Of The Day

Mornings don't have to be about rushing around when you've got a slow cooker! Instead, check out these 33 Slow Cooker Breakfast Recipes! You can set them the night before and wake up to delicious, wholesome home cooked food that'll give you and your family energy enough to tackle the entire day. Want more slow cooker recipes? Check out are list below! Enjoy! 33 Slow Cooker Breakfast Recipes Your little monkeys will go bananas for this delicious monkey bread. Want something a little more adult? Check out this cinnamon roll monkey bread. Delicious! How about a healthy, heart Keep Reading >>>

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25 Neapolitan Desserts That Are Three-Times Taster Than Regular Dessert

Death By Dessert

"What flavor do you want?" When it comes to neapolitan, the only correct answer is, "All three, please." Anyone who picks just one doesn't deserve the triple delight deliciousness that is neapolitan. And, I dare say, those plebeians definitely don't deserve the glory of these 25 neapolitan dessert recipes all tucked into the same place. No, these recipes are for purists. For those who will fully appreciate the epic taste of chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry all swirling together on your tongue like some multi-flavored gift from the gods. Enjoy! 25 Neapolitan Desserts That Are Three-Times Keep Reading >>>

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I’ve Been Using Chopsticks All Wrong (And So Have You!)

Delicious Food

One of the biggest accomplishments of my adult life was learning how to use chopsticks. Not even a lie. It was on par with learning how to whistle or how to well, whistling is really the biggest shame. One of those things that people never want to admit that they just don't know how to do. Yes, for many years I was the person who had to use a fork at Chinese restaurants whilst surrounded by friends who were all chopping it up. Turns out, though, ALL OF US WERE USING THEM WRONG. My adult life has been a lie and I'm here now to rescue you from the same shame. Did you know there's a reason Keep Reading >>>

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25 Totally Adorable Easter Crafts

General

Whether you have toddlers or teens, these 25 Totally Adorable Easter Crafts will provide hours of crafting awesomeness. Chances are as they grow up they won't remember what you made, but they'll always remember the time you spent crafting together. My mom was a Pinterest mom before Pinterest existed. Every Easter we'd dig into the bin labeled Easter and make everything from construction paper woven Easter baskets, to stained glass window art. Looking back now I realize I can't remember what most of those crafts looked like. What I do remember is all that time sitting at the table with my Keep Reading >>>

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